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[instrumental music]

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[music continues]

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[music continues]

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[ship's horn blowing]

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[man 1] Always the same thing.
You'll find one on every boat.

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No matter where you go.
I've been twice

7
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around the world...

8
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[clears throat] Well, gentlemen,
last night out.

9
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How about having
a little drink with me?

10
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- Dutch treat, of course.
- Of course.

11
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- Of course.
- What'll it be?

12
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- Bourbon and soda.
- Make mine the same.

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- You know mine.
- Yeah!

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Ginger ale and grape juice.

15
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Come, Wilson, that's no drink.

16
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Oh, uh, well, that's-that's
all i ever take.

17
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You know, it's a downright shame

18
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that you gentlemen have
never been to Habersville.

19
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Ah, you don't know
what you've missed.

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Fine cultural background

21
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YMCA, beautiful library
and, and our Rotary Club.

22
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Well, gentlemen, you could drop
in there any Thursday afternoon

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and meet the finest bunch
of fellows you've ever met.

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I can imagine.

25
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Let's see, that's 15
for mine, isn't it?

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Yes. There's no special tonight.

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[chuckles] There's twenty.

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- The extra nickel is for you.
- Oh, thank you.

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You...

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[clears throat]
You know, gentlemen,

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there's another thing
about Habersville.

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You'll find there that we have--

33
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A little straight one.
Hi, Wayne.

34
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Make that two. Make it three.

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- Make it four.
- Oh, thank you, no.

36
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-I, I don't indulge.
- Ah!

37
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So you're too good
to drink with me, huh?

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[clears throat]

39
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Well, goodnight, gentlemen.

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Hey, what's the matter?
I asked you to have a drink.

41
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- And i refused.
- Oh, no. You can't do that.

42
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- You can't insult me!
- Nonsense, Ryan.

43
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- Mr. Wilson doesn't drink.
- I know. Grape Juice Wilson.

44
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Tonight, he drinks.

45
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You've snooted me
long enough on this boat.

46
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This is supposed to be
a pleasure cruise.

47
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You've been nothing
but a killjoy.

48
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Why don't you take off
that stuffed shirt?

49
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Go on, knock me down.

50
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[clears throat]

51
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You're inebriated.

52
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- What?
- Inebriated.

53
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Ah, he did, did he?

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So you think i'm inebriated,
huh?

55
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I'll show you if i'm inebriated.

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I can walk a straight line
with anybody on this boat!

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With anybody on any boat.

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I can walk a straight line
with anybody in the world.

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You know what i'm gonna do?
I'm gonna walk that rail.

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Oh, I-I-I wouldn't do that
if i were you, Sir.

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-'You..'
- A-a-ah!

62
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Y-you're too intoxicated
to realize your peril, Sir.

63
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I realize.
I realize.

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I want to show you something.

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Here's something you can't do,
Mr. Grape Juice.

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Look, blindfolded.

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Oh.

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[screams]

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[stammering] Man overboard!
Man overboard!

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- Man overboard!
- Help! Help!

71
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Man overboard! Man overboard!

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Sailor] Ahoy! Ahoy!

73
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- There are two of them.
- Who is it?

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Man overboard!

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[ship's horn blowing]

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[alarm ringing]

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It's Ryan. No, Wilson.
He jumped in to save him.

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- That's the stuff.
- Who is it?

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Wilson, the grape juice man!

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[ringing continues]

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[ship's horn blowing]

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[thump]

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[ringing continues]

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[groans]

85
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That's the stuff, pal.

86
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How're you feeling?

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Dizzy? Little weak, huh?

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- You dirty rat! You slugged me!
- Take it easy, pal.

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- Take it easy!
- You slugged me!

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No, I didn't, pal.
Honest, I didn't.

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- It was a sailor with an oar.
- Sailor with a...

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Hey...wait a minute.

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Why, this is a boat.
What's the idea?

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Why, you saved
my life last night.

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I... what'd i want
to do that for?

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I don't know,
it was certainly something

97
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for a guy like you
to save a mug like me.

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Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute!

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Last night on a train somebody
snatched 10 grand from me and...

100
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...I made a grab for him.

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There was a fight.
He must have slugged me.

102
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But that wasn't a sailor
with an oar.

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Yes, it was.
So help me, Mr. Wilson.

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- What did you call me?
- Wilson. Mr. Wilson. Your name.

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Wilson?

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- I'll go get the doctor.
- Sit down!

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Who's that?

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I can get the doctor
in a minute.

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No, sit down!

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Why, that's real!

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Look, pal.
I won't be a minute.

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The doctor is right
down the corridor.

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Say, listen to me.

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Last night i was
on my way to the fight

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with 10 grand to bet.

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- What fight?
- Don't you read the papers?

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The Schmeling-Stribling fight.
I must have missed it.

118
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I'll say you did,
by about nine years!

119
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By ab...

120
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What day is this?

121
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Here's the ship's news.

122
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- April the 10th.
-1940. That's a misprint.

123
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Honest, pal, that's right.

124
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But this is 1931.

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- I gotta get the doctor.
- Wait a minute.

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I don't need a doctor.
I need a drink.

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It's right here for you.

128
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- Ginger ale and grape juice.
- No, no, no. I said a drink.

129
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Well, this is what you've been
drinking, buckets of it.

130
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Ginger ale and grape juice?

131
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There's no prohibition
on these boats, is there?

132
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Oh, there ain't no more
prohibition.

133
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Roosevelt called it off.

134
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Roosevelt?
Teddy's been dead for nearly--

135
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Oh, no, not Teddy Roosevelt.

136
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
the President.

137
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He's the Governor of New York.

138
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He's the President
of the United States.

139
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He's been elected twice.

140
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He's what...

141
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How's he doing?

142
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Look, Mr. Wilson, I don't know
what's the matter with you

143
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but whatever it is
you can count on me.

144
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I don't suppose
you'll understand this

145
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but after what happened
last night

146
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I'm going straight,
so help me, Mr. Wilson.

147
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Say, why do you keep
calling me Wilson?

148
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My name is Carey,
George Carey.

149
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You're not the George Carey that
was partners with Duke Sheldon

150
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in all them con games?

151
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- What if i was?
- Wait a minute.

152
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Don't be that way with me. After
all we're in the same business.

153
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- What's your racket?
- I just kinda work the boats.

154
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You know, little cards, dice.

155
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The last thing i remember
is getting aboard the train

156
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to go to the fight.

157
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But that was in 1931.

158
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Haven't you got a line
on yourself since then?

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Nine years ago.

160
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You know, it's just
like yesterday to me.

161
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Where have i been?
Where was i?

162
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Say, wait a minute.

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- There's a name for it!
- Name for what?

164
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Lapse of memory, uh,
lost identity... amnesia!

165
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- That's what it is, amnesia!
- Is that what you've got?

166
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Why, no,
but that's what i've had!

167
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Why, a blow on the head can make
you forget your entire past.

168
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You can live on for years maybe
the rest of your life

169
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as somebody else
unless... unless a shock

170
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or another blow brings you
back to your right self.

171
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You read about these things
but you never think of them

172
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happening to yourself.

173
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Say, what kind of a guy
was this Wilson?

174
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- Uh, he was an awful heel!
- Yeah?

175
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- I like Carey better.
- Oh, thanks.

176
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All he did was talk about
himself and Habersville.

177
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- Habersville? Who's he?
- It's not he. That's an it.

178
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Don't you even remember that?

179
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That's where you live.
A little town in Pennsylvania.

180
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I never heard of the burg.

181
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Say...

182
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,060
...I wonder if this
Wilson had any dough.

183
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,478
He must have.

184
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,522
You were the tightest guy
i've ever seen,

185
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,357
I mean, Wilson was.

186
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,400
Let's make a little
investigation of his luggage.

187
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,319
Say, this is kind of funny.

188
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,655
We're talking about you
and a mug named Wilson

189
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and you're both fellows.

190
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What was i, an end man?

191
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Saltine wafers,
dyspepsia tablets

192
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hair restorer. Hair restorer?

193
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,377
Gargle.
I certainly must've taken

194
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,003
good care of this guy, Wilson.

195
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,922
I'll bet you an even hundred
you wore long underwear.

196
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,551
- You think you're kidding?
- Here's your wallet. Still wet.

197
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,511
[knock on the door]

198
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,979
Sh-h-h.

199
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,273
- Mr. Wilson's suit.
- Thanks.

200
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,024
- How is he?
- Fine.

201
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,526
If there's anything i can do.

202
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,778
- I'll let you know.
- Thanks.

203
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,655
Boy, was i a joiner.

204
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,657
Rotary Club, Elks, Owls,

205
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,909
Community Chest,
Primrose League.

206
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,036
Wait a minute. What's this?

207
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,205
"Habersville National Bank.

208
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,875
Lawrence Wilson,
checking account C."

209
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,216
$147,000 and 83 cents.

210
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:21,014
$147,000 and 83 cents.

211
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,601
- Let me take a look at that.
- Holy...

212
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,604
That's just the C account!

213
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,106
That means there must be
an A and a B.

214
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,317
That might go right through
the whole alphabet!

215
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,944
Say, why wouldn't it be
a good idea for Mr. Wilson

216
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,654
to pay a little visit
to Habersville

217
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,948
just long enough
to collect this coin.

218
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,534
I'll need some help.

219
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,081
How'd you like to go
in on this with me?

220
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,959
- Do you really mean that?
- I'll cut you in for 25%.

221
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,587
I'd have done it for 10%.
After all you saved my life.

222
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,755
Oh.

223
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,883
You know, I'm gonna
need some dough.

224
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,720
I think i'll send a radiogram
to the Habersville National Bank

225
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,472
and ask them to send me
five grand

226
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,515
to the Hotel Whitney
tomorrow morning.

227
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,226
Twenty five percent
of five grand.

228
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,810
But you decided to go straight.

229
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,021
Ah! That was only a whim.

230
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,108
[ship's horn blowing]

231
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,372
I think we'd better
get right to the hotel

232
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:31,834
and see if the bank
has sent the... the...

233
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,337
Yoo-hoo.

234
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,215
- What's the matter?
- Boy!

235
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,510
Eighteen days alone on a boat
is certainly a long time

236
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,929
to be alone on a boat
for eighteen days.

237
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,431
- What're you talking about?
- Take a look!

238
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:52,397
Isn't that some dish?
I wonder who she's waving to?

239
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,274
Keep your mind on your work.

240
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,988
Larry.

241
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,864
Larry.

242
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,741
Are you all right?

243
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,703
Oh, me? Yes, I'm fine.
How are you?

244
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,705
Well, the paper said
you were injured.

245
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,458
Oh, no, no, no, nothing serious.
You know how papers are.

246
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,504
Well, it certainly
is good to see you.

247
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,423
I know you're surprised.

248
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,049
Surprised isn't the word for it.

249
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,218
Yes, Sir, it certainly
is good to see you.

250
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,178
Come on, let's go.
Come on.

251
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,140
Oh, uh, uh, this is Doc Ryan.

252
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,518
Oh, yes, yes, good old Doc.

253
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,689
- How are you, Dr. Ryan?
- Huh? Oh, I'm much better now.

254
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,316
Thanks to him.

255
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,318
Habersville is pretty proud
of that rescue.

256
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,904
Habersville? Oh, well, yes,
good old Habersville.

257
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,407
Did you just leave?

258
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,659
Well, I read that you were hurt,
I didn't know how seriously.

259
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,787
- Naturally, I had to come.
- Naturally, yes.

260
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,249
Well, it... Yes, it certainly
is good to see you.

261
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,377
- So you said.
- It's worth repeating.

262
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,713
Larry, you seem strange.

263
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,216
Oh, well, that's just because
you haven't seen me for a while.

264
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,887
Before you know it we'll be
right back to where we were.

265
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,097
That's another thing
i came to see you about.

266
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,933
Oh, I'll go look
after our luggage.

267
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,771
I'll leave you in care
of the doctor.

268
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,402
Dr. Ryan,
is he really all right?

269
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,821
Well, you see, he's
had a pretty thorough shock.

270
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,740
Now, you just give me your
name and telephone number.

271
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,034
And the minute he feels better
i'll have him call you.

272
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,243
- Call me?
- Yeah.

273
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,453
He'll ring you
in couple of days.

274
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,704
Thank you, Doctor,

275
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,206
but do you know who i am?

276
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,333
Well, whoever you are,
he needs rest and quiet.

277
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,959
Now, if you're a friend
of Larry's--

278
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,544
I'm his wife.

279
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,173
His wife?

280
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,052
Oh, yes. How stupid of me.

281
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,889
Well, all set.
The boys got the bags.

282
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,642
I was just saying what
a lucky girl this is

283
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,227
to have you for a husband.

284
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,854
Oh, I wouldn't say that... Uh...

285
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,402
[laughs nervously]

286
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,697
Well, what is it?
What's the matter?

287
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,493
Oh, n-nothing, nothing.
I'm fine.

288
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,204
No, you're not.
You're sicker than you think.

289
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,498
You need a lot
of rest and quiet.

290
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,585
No, I-I-I'm all right.
Just a day or two in bed.

291
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,212
Larry, are you sure
you can walk?

292
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,713
Maybe we can find a wheelchair.

293
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,632
Oh, no, no, no, I-I'm all right.

294
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,177
If i ... if-if i could just lean
on you a little.

295
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,267
Are you checked in
anywhere, dear?

296
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,477
I just got in town. My bags
are still at the station.

297
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,146
Oh, we'll have them
brought right over.

298
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,398
The Hotel Whitney,
and drive like mad.

299
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,108
Yes, Sir.

300
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,320
Well, here we are.

301
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,740
Well, this is a suite.

302
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,243
[chuckles]
The best is none too good.

303
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,829
You get rid of Dr. Ryan,
won't you, Larry?

304
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,040
You said it.

305
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,340
Oh, Let me help you
on with your coat, old man.

306
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,051
- I was just taking it off!
- It's all right, Doc.

307
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,971
There's not a thing you can do
for me that my wife can't do.

308
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,764
Listen, Larry,
don't get me wrong,

309
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,017
I'd like to lay my hands
on that amnesia

310
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,352
but if you give yourself away
to this dame, we lose a fortune.

311
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,354
- Will you scram?
- You can't get away with it.

312
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,316
She knows all about this Wilson,
what he thinks, what he says.

313
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,401
Shh! Listen! If i don't make
a noise like a husband,

314
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,153
she's gonna be even
more suspicious.

315
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,655
I got a hunch your noise
is gonna ruin our racket.

316
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,449
- Will you get out?
- You don't even know her name.

317
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,201
She wasn't christened
"darling" or "dear," you know.

318
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,244
Okay, okay!

319
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,038
Yes?

320
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:42,043
- Yes. Yes, what?
- I thought you called me.

321
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,756
Oh...Kay! Oh, Kay! Oh!

322
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:52,512
Larry, I'd like to talk
a little if you feel up to it.

323
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:56,682
Talk? Oh, yes, of course, dear.
Here we... This-this looks cozy.

324
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,268
Ah, I'll sit over here
if you don't mind.

325
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,649
I don't know quite how to...

326
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,984
[phone ringing]

327
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,158
- Hello.
- Listen, Larry.

328
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,327
The more i think
the more i worry.

329
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,497
- You're playing with fire.
- No, I'm not. Not yet.

330
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,333
Lookit, Larry, if
you'll only use your head.

331
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,627
[male 2] I'd like to see
Mr. Lawrence Wilson, please.

332
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,379
- What name shall i say, Sir?
- Mr. Billings.

333
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,005
Of the Habersville
National Bank.

334
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,299
- Yes, Sir.
- Hey, Larry, listen.

335
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,511
I don't want to take anymore
phone calls from anyone.

336
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,304
Understand?

337
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,893
Now, they won't be able
to get us for days.

338
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,106
Now...

339
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,235
Oh!
I forgot all about your bags.

340
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,903
They won't be necessary.

341
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,947
Well, yes,
but you'll need, uh, uh...

342
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,324
Oh, well, you can get
a toothbrush and nightgown

343
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,576
at one of the shops downstairs.

344
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,786
Larry, I'm not going
to stay here.

345
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,414
- You're not going to stay?
- No.

346
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,667
I've decided once and for all
to go through with the divorce.

347
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,876
The di...

348
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,090
- Oh, Kay.
- I've made up my mind.

349
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:15,303
Y-you know, a-a thing like a
divorce can break up a marriage.

350
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,221
So i've heard.

351
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,725
And what's more very often what
seemed like a really good reason

352
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,728
for a divorce isn't a good
reason for a divorce at all.

353
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,398
Now, take for example,
suppose, uh...

354
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,109
...suppose i'd been beating you
or something like that...

355
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,404
[sniggers]
I'd like to see you try.

356
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,991
Yeah, or, well, if i had, say,
been running around

357
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,493
with some other woman, uh...

358
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,663
You? With a woman?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

359
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,255
Oh, but you-you can never
have enough proof, Kay.

360
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:55,301
Let's forget about the divorce
and try to make a go of it

361
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,219
just once more,
starting from scratch.

362
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,554
It's too late, Larry.

363
00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,972
Oh, nonsense.
It's never too late.

364
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,932
[knock on the door]

365
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,310
- I'll tell you what we'll do.
- There's someone at the door.

366
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,145
That's all right. It's locked.

367
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,064
Oh, go away!

368
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,733
You might as well answer it
because i'm leaving anyway.

369
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,401
But, Kay...

370
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,070
I'll be at the Shorehaven
until tomorrow

371
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,738
if you want to get
in touch with me.

372
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,282
[Wilson] You, you...

373
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,326
We kept ringing the room,
and there was no answer

374
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,203
and here you were all the time.

375
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,872
- How are you, Mr. Billings?
- Couldn't be keener, thanks.

376
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,708
Mr. Wilson, there doesn't seem
to be anything wrong with you.

377
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,086
- That's what you think.
- Goodbye, Larry.

378
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,672
Goodbye, Kay.

379
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,590
I met Mr. Billings in the lobby.

380
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,009
Came all the way from the
Habersville National Bank.

381
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,928
Is that so?

382
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,931
It's a long way to come from
the Habersville National Bank.

383
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:47,520
Bank? Oh, well, yes.
How are you, Mr. Billings?

384
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,480
- How are you?
- Couldn't be keener, thanks.

385
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,900
That's fine. Pardon me, I was
just wool gathering a little.

386
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,944
- Here, sit right down here.
- All right.

387
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,446
I think you'll find
that's a nice, soft spot.

388
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,033
- Can i help you with that?
- That's just fine, thanks.

389
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,245
- How're tricks?
- Couldn't be keener, thanks.

390
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,749
- Well, now, here's the $5000.
- Thank you.

391
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,168
Now, that makes you
$2700 overdrawn.

392
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,839
- Overdrawn?
- Well, when you went away

393
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,174
you had on deposit
with us $2,800.

394
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,677
Then, we paid five hundred
for you as the final installment

395
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,804
on that plot of land
at Marsh's subdivision.

396
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,849
Here's your deed for that.
It's all paid in full.

397
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:29,979
Oh, yes, yes.
And and i owe the bank $2700?

398
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,149
The bank was only too glad
to accommodate you.

399
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,900
Nice of them.

400
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,987
Yes, well, what
about the other accounts?

401
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,656
Well, of course, the B and C
accounts are separate.

402
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,074
Oh, yes, of course,
of course.

403
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,743
But they're listed here
in the statement.

404
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,036
Yes, here we are.
In the C account

405
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,665
we have $147,000 and 83 cents.

406
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,584
Could i hear
that again, please?

407
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:56,464
-$147,000--
- And 83 cents.

408
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,882
Yes.

409
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,301
That's the Community Chest
account.

410
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,719
What?

411
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,846
I said that's the
Community Chest account.

412
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,390
Naturally, that amount is intact
as all checks drawn on that

413
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,350
have to be countersigned
by Mr. Sims,

414
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:11,270
Miss Breathwaite, Mr. Allen,
two directors of the fund

415
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,522
Mr. Cochran
and yourself, of course.

416
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,192
- Oh, yes, yes, of course.
- How about the National Guard?

417
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,860
Don't they have to sign it too?

418
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,909
Now, in the B account

419
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,620
which is
the Anti-Vice League fund...

420
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,288
Anti-Vice League?

421
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,624
Oh, well, we can skip that,
right now that is.

422
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,918
Well, just as you say,
Mr. Wilson.

423
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,045
I trust i've made
everything clear?

424
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:39,590
- Oh, yes, yes. Very clear.
- And you have the 5000.

425
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,801
Yes, yes,
we have the 5000, all right.

426
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,677
- Yes, we have that.
- Yes.

427
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,721
Well, good day, gentlemen.

428
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,515
Thank you very much,
Mr. Billings.

429
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,226
Give my compliments to
Mr. Sims and Miss Breathwaite.

430
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:53,521
- I will, indeedy. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

431
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,859
Raising all that dough
for an anti-vice fund.

432
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,569
You certainly were a stinker.

433
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,657
Say, a guy that can raise
that much dough

434
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,492
for the Community Chest
certainly ought to be able

435
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,285
to raise a few bucks
for himself.

436
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,704
- It stands to reason.
- Sure.

437
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,706
Habersville in Pennsylvania.

438
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,459
What about oil?

439
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,586
Oh, there's lots of money
in oil.

440
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,421
Hmm.

441
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,173
Doc, I think maybe you and i

442
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,425
had better be on our way
to Habersville tomorrow.

443
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,761
You know, just to get
the lay of the land.

444
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,597
Say, speaking of land

445
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,267
that guy Billings gave me
a deed or something.

446
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,685
Sure.

447
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,813
Boy, I'm a property owner
in Habersville.

448
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,691
Why, this gag makes
the oil a cinch.

449
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,568
I wonder if we could
locate Duke Sheldon, you know.

450
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,903
He used to specialize in oil. We
could get him to meet us there.

451
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,114
- Wait a minute.
- What's the matter?

452
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:48,909
- What about your wife?
- Oh, she's going to divorce me.

453
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,162
Can you imagine,
I meet a girl...

454
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,207
...and in 20 minutes
she's going to divorce me.

455
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,628
But i can't let her do that.

456
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,088
I'll need her more
than ever now.

457
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,923
- For what?
- Well...

458
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,302
With a divorce going on,
a scandal in a town like that.

459
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:09,179
No, Larry Wilson
couldn't sell peanuts.

460
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,392
[Ryan]
Where are you going?

461
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,019
I think i'll run over
to Shorehaven

462
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,353
and have a little talk
with the little woman.

463
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,063
[knock on the door]

464
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,358
See who that is.

465
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,281
- Yes.
- All right, where's he?

466
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,074
<i>- Wait a minute.
- Where's Kay? Larry!</i>

467
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,035
- Kay! Where's Kay? Larry!
- What are you doing here?

468
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,536
- Hey, come here a minute!
- Larry!

469
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,164
You can't go in there.
You can't just bust in.

470
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,207
- Where's Kay?
- Who are you?

471
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,168
Now, you know very well
who i am.

472
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,962
Why, yes, I-I mean, but i,
who do you think you are?

473
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:45,007
Oh! Kay? Kay?

474
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,342
She might've been taking a bath.

475
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,718
Ah, shut up.

476
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,930
She's been here, all right.
I saw the register.

477
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,765
- Oh, did you now?
- Yes.

478
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,433
Lawrence Wilson and wife,
that's the way you signed it

479
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,393
you dirty sneak,
what do you mean by that?

480
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,896
Well, after all, she's my wife,
isn't she?

481
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,899
Well, she may be your wife,
but she's engaged to me.

482
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,235
Engaged to... Uh, yes, but...

483
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,072
why should Kay want
to divorce me?

484
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,366
Have you ever taken
a good look at yourself?

485
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,076
Let's not get personal,
I asked why

486
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,243
should she want to divorce me?

487
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,495
You know why.

488
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,206
Yes, I do, but do you?

489
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,792
I'll say I do and so does
everybody else that knows you.

490
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:23,003
It's written all over you.
Kay was never married to you.

491
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,130
Keep it clean, keep it clean.

492
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,299
No, she was married to the
Rotary, the Kiwanis, the Lions

493
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,760
the Moose, the Elks and the
Greater Habersville Committee.

494
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,387
Boy, is that bigamy.

495
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,097
Your idea of showing her
a good time

496
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,723
was to take her to
the annual ladies night dinner

497
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,433
given by the Brotherhood
of Hoot Owls.

498
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,519
- Hoot Owls?
- Yes, Hoot Owls.

499
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,814
Kay's spent five long years
of boredom and penny pinching.

500
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:43,774
Now, she's gonna have
some fun out of life.

501
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,068
- With you?
- It's against nature.

502
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,195
Would you mind getting rid
of your wisecracking stooge?

503
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,572
We can settle this
between the two of us.

504
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,449
Oh, there isn't anything
to settle.

505
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,703
No, no, things have, uh,
and people have changed.

506
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,371
All bets are off.

507
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,457
From now on,
it's every man for himself.

508
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,168
You promised Kay a divorce.

509
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,795
I might've known
you'd go back on your word

510
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,630
you dirty double-crosser, you.

511
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,049
You've been asking for this.

512
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,509
[grunts]

513
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,470
You were asking for that.

514
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,139
[groans]

515
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,265
Oh.

516
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,936
He might at least have
told me his name.

517
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,399
Hello? Oh, it's you.

518
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,694
Larry Wilson, what do you mean
by acting that way with Herbert?

519
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:31,238
- His name's Herbert.
- I'm not surprised.

520
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:35,868
Well, listen, Kay, I didn't mean
to hit Herbert so hard honestly.

521
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,495
- What's that you say?
- What'd he say?

522
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,498
- He said he hit you.
- He did not. I ran into a door.

523
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,127
You didn't hit Herbert.
He ran into a door. What?

524
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,004
What's he want?

525
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,297
He wants me to join him
for dinner.

526
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:49,965
No, no, no.

527
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,635
He says if i don't go,
he'll never give me the divorce.

528
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,596
Why, it's blackmail,
that's what it is.

529
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,557
Well, all right,
but i'm going along, too

530
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,809
Very well, Larry.
We'll join you.

531
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:04,229
Yes, Herbert's coming, too.
Goodbye.

532
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,358
I'm sorry, Herbert,
but Larry has the upper hand.

533
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,360
We'll have to humour him.

534
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,196
You did run into a door,
didn't you?

535
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:15,199
[swing music]

536
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,959
- Lobster? We didn't order that.
- Oh, yes, Madam.

537
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,503
They were ordered
from this morning's nets.

538
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,254
Why, there must be some mistake.

539
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,340
Oh, no, Sir. Mr. Wilson
ordered them this afternoon'

540
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,383
when he reserved the table.

541
00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:37,721
- Champagne for Larry?
- Oh, no, no, no. Not all of it.

542
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,598
You and Herbert
can have some too.

543
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,018
Larry, what have
you done to yourself?

544
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,479
Your moustache and that outfit.

545
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,233
Oh, just a few last-minute
alterations. I'm sorry i'm late.

546
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,944
Oh, Herbert, black tie?
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

547
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,404
At least he didn't buy
his this afternoon.

548
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,573
Yes, I can see that.

549
00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:00,369
Ah, good old bubbles.
Aged, I hope.

550
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,373
Well, if Habersville
could see you now.

551
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,959
You who ran for assemblyman
on the prohibition ticket.

552
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:10,129
On the pro... Uh, yes.
Yes, dear, but you see

553
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,798
the doctor says that i should
have a drink every 15 minutes.

554
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,591
Uh, no, thank you.

555
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,844
- You're not drinking, Herbert?
- No, I'm not drinking.

556
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,512
- Now, look here, Wilson.
- Shh.

557
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,305
Don't shush me.

558
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,183
Now, Kay and i came here
tonight for only one reason.

559
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,060
Here's a man who gets
loud on no drinks.

560
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:27,271
You're deliberately trying
to make him lose his temper.

561
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,856
Oh, I'm so sorry, old man.

562
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,024
- How about a dance?
- Certainly not.

563
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,735
- Not you. Kay.
- We came here to talk.

564
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,488
But the doctor says that i
should have plenty of exercise.

565
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:39,658
When i dance with you, I'm
the one who gets the exercise.

566
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:42,494
Well, I suppose i'll have
to dance with myself then.

567
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:47,791
Larry, stop it.

568
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,213
Larry.

569
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:56,466
[laughter]

570
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,597
For heaven's sake.
I'll be right back.

571
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,438
Larry. Larry.

572
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,066
This isn't the Virginia Reel
or any of your

573
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,319
old-time favorites, you know.

574
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,947
Where did you learn
to dance like this?

575
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,033
Uh, by mail.

576
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,412
- Larry.
- Something wrong, dear?

577
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,122
Well, for one thing
i can't breathe.

578
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:30,083
- Oh, is this better?
- No.

579
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,128
You know, dear,
if we could just slip away

580
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,713
for a few minutes,
why, we could--

581
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,506
I came with Herbert.

582
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,759
If you came with Herbert,
you should leave with me.

583
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,428
That's only fair.
You know, darling.

584
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,472
I took some of the loveliest
snapshots

585
00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:46,308
on that cruise, I'd just
love to show them to you.

586
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,310
I am not going to look
at your snapshots.

587
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:49,853
Oh, Kay, be...

588
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,397
[music stops]

589
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,242
Excuse me.

590
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,161
Thanks for the use
of my wife, old man.

591
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:09,831
Well, now, are we going
to talk or aren't we?

592
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,416
I'm all ears. Fire away.

593
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,001
What're you going to do
about the divorce?

594
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,421
The divorce? Of course,
you can have the divorce

595
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,715
in five or six weeks, perhaps.

596
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,133
- What?
- Well...

597
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,636
I'm opposed to this
unseemly haste.

598
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,138
Somebody might get the idea
that Kay didn't like me.

599
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,850
You can't fool me, Larry Wilson.
It's not Kay you're thinking of.

600
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,894
It's the Chamber of Commerce.

601
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,772
Of course. Of course.
I might've known.

602
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,857
Six weeks, you said?

603
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,526
By some odd coincidence

604
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,903
that happens to be the date set
for the election

605
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,406
of the president
of the Chamber of Commerce.

606
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,449
You're afraid a divorce
will hurt your chances.

607
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,868
Well... well...

608
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,787
Unless Kay comes back
to Habersville with me

609
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:52,833
and for five or six weeks as
my loving and devoted wife

610
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,877
I'll have to fight the case,
I feel it's my duty.

611
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,254
Oh.

612
00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,507
If he feels it's his duty,
we're sunk.

613
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:04,553
- We might as well give in.
- You're taking my wife.

614
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,680
The least you can do is give
me the Chamber of Commerce.

615
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,683
You're welcome. Well, I think
we should be getting on, Kay.

616
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,476
- Yes, I think we'd better.
- Oh...

617
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,854
But you, uh,
you haven't eaten yet.

618
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,440
- I'm not hungry.
- Well, uh...

619
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,900
- But this, uh--
- Goodnight, Larry.

620
00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:21,570
- Well, I'll walk out with you.
- You needn't bother.

621
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:23,697
It's no trouble at all.

622
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,198
Taxi, Sir?

623
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,456
- Goodnight, Larry.
- Kay, do you think i, uh, uh...

624
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,666
That is, could i kiss
you good night?

625
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,669
Just once, as a...
Oh, if Herbert doesn't mind.

626
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,547
- Say, what do you think this is?
- A sort of farewell.

627
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,593
Well, if you must.

628
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:08,825
Farewell, Kay.
Uh, don't look back.

629
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,577
It'll be easier.

630
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,630
[bell ringing]

631
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,938
The very air smells different
in Habersville.

632
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:40,524
- That's the glue factory.
- Oh.

633
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:43,985
Don't forget, if anything
comes up you can't handle--

634
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,571
Yes, I know. I faint.
Don't forget to catch me.

635
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,740
- You nervous?
- What about?

636
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,493
[band playing
For He's A Jolly Goodfellow]

637
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,832
[crowd cheering]

638
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,720
Larry! Darling!

639
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,140
Oh, Larry, I'm so proud!

640
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,559
- Ixnay! Ixnay! The wife.
- Mother!

641
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,103
- Kay, darling!
- Mother? Oh, Mother!

642
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:21,648
Oh, Mother, Mother,
how well you're looking.

643
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,608
Well, you look wonderful
yourself

644
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,902
but you've changed,
Larry.

645
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:27,612
- No. Vacation.
- What is it?

646
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,782
It's wonderful what a vacation
will do for a man, Mother.

647
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:37,372
- Well...
- Larry, here's Mayor Carver.

648
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,541
Oh, yeah, well,
how are you, Mr. Mayor?

649
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,168
You are certainly
looking mighty fit.

650
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,295
Habersville is mighty
proud of you, my boy.

651
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,838
What you did was
not only a credit

652
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,298
to yourself
and the community

653
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,425
but a shining example
for our youth.

654
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:51,011
And here is Habersville's
highest award

655
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,846
the key to our city.

656
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,389
[crowd cheering]

657
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,975
Thank you, Mr. Mayor

658
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,186
and the good citizens
of Habersville

659
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,104
for this key to our city.

660
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:06,359
And i only want to say that you
all have the key to my heart.

661
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,529
Oh, the silver-tongued
stuffed shirt.

662
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:15,869
Oh, uh, yes, Mayor, this is
my good friend, Dr. Ryan.

663
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,830
- Mr. Mayor, there.
- Dr. Ryan.

664
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,583
I am proud and happy
to be here, folks

665
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,127
and i would like to take
this occasion to say...

666
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,172
Larry, it's my proud privilege

667
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,716
to present a gift from
the municipal band.

668
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,927
Ah.

669
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:35,639
- Well.
- A solid silver trumpet.

670
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,059
Well, that's, that's very nice.

671
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,894
Thank you very much, Mayor.

672
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,980
Thank you, boys. Thank you.

673
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,732
And now i hope you'll lead us in
singing

674
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,609
the Habersville town song.

675
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:49,569
Your own brilliant composition.

676
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:53,365
Oh! Oh, yes! Yes, of course.

677
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:56,660
Larry, suppose you start us with
a fanfare on your new trumpet.

678
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,288
Yes, of course, very glad to.

679
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,130
Mr. Wilson!

680
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,882
He'll be all right.
He has just fainted!

681
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:12,884
[all clamoring]

682
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,221
Come on, boys. right in here.

683
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,722
Gently, now, fellas, gently.

684
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,516
Right along in there.

685
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,268
Put the body on the bed, boys.

686
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,727
Do you think it's serious,
Doctor?

687
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,396
[Ryan] Oh, no. it's all right.

688
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,772
He'll be quite all right.

689
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,109
But he does need quiet,
absolute quiet.

690
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,987
I think if you were
to let him alone--

691
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,613
Doctor, is there anything
we can get?

692
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,365
- Not a thing.
- A little hot water, perhaps?

693
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,409
Oh, hot water,
that's the worst thing.

694
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,160
But there's certainly
something we can do.

695
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,787
- Not a thing.
- Would you like another doctor?

696
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,664
- Don't worry about that.
- Something i can do?

697
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,209
No that's okay, goodbye.
Thank you very much.

698
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:49,796
[sighs]

699
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,597
All right, little Eva. You can
ease up on the dying now.

700
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,312
- Do you see it?
- Yeah, it's there.

701
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,938
You stuffed that.

702
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,318
What's that?

703
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,404
That is an owl.
You stuffed that too.

704
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,364
And that according to mother.

705
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,742
What do i do? Build a campfire
to keep them away?

706
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:21,828
This is your room.
Where are you stopping?

707
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,247
I'm your guest.
Mother insisted on it.

708
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,541
- Oh, fine.
- Yeah.

709
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,585
Maybe now you can keep
your mind on your work.

710
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,170
What do you think
i've been doing?

711
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,797
Whatever it was, it had nothing
to do with business.

712
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:36,009
Look, you ain't goin' overboard
for your wife, are you?

713
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,554
Just because a guy takes off his
shoes and socks to go wading

714
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,223
doesn't mean he's planning
to swim the Atlantic, does it?

715
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:44,726
Well, so long as you don't get
it over your head.

716
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,520
Look, Doctor,
that's my department.

717
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,981
You better go out and take
a slant at the town.

718
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,026
See who runs the burg,
who the big shots are.

719
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,236
Find out what brand
of suckers they grow here.

720
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:56,905
- Right.
- And, Doc.

721
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:59,449
You better phone the Palace
Hotel from outside

722
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,034
and see if the Duke
has checked in yet.

723
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,204
- I'm on my way.
- And Doc...

724
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,830
If i'm going to have to stay
in this jungle alone,

725
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:07,415
you better send
me a bottle of scotch.

726
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,292
Scotch coming up.

727
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:15,548
Oh, Doctor, how is he?

728
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,592
He's beginning to sit up
and take notice.

729
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,719
Oh, is there anything special
in the way of diet?

730
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,888
Well, yes.
He needs stimulants.

731
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,349
Scotch, brandy, champagne.

732
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,685
Oh, but Mr. Wilson
is a teetotaler.

733
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,020
Well, he'll just have
to force himself.

734
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,637
[exhales deeply]

735
00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:08,518
[coughing]

736
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,856
My! It's bitter, isn't it?

737
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,693
That's because
you're not used to it, dear.

738
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:19,237
The doctor said you might have
to force yourself.

739
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,489
- Oh, no, no. I don't want it.
- Drink every drop of it.

740
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:22,949
But I-I oh...

741
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:28,580
There now. Feel better?

742
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,667
I can take it.

743
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,377
[hiccup]

744
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:35,712
Oh.

745
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,383
- Where's Kay?
- In her room.

746
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,052
Now, Larry, about Kay.

747
00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:45,805
I know the whole story.
It's ridiculous.

748
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:49,100
Oh, I hope you brought her
to her senses, Mother.

749
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,937
The idea! You in here,
her in there for a whole year.

750
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,981
I don't see how you could
do such a thing.

751
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,566
Neither do i.

752
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,109
But we're going
to change all that.

753
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:00,403
I've come to stay for a while.

754
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:01,988
I'm taking the porch room

755
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,532
which should have been
a nursery long ago.

756
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,743
Oh, Mother.

757
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:09,913
- Don't argue!
- Who's arguing?

758
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,540
But you'll never win Kay back
with a stuffed squirrel.

759
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:15,460
I'll never stuff another
squirrel as long as i live.

760
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:18,630
Good. Now, you better try
and get some sleep.

761
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,257
- Goodnight, mumsy.
- Goodnight.

762
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,699
[doorknob turning]

763
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,627
[knocking harder]

764
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,337
[Kay] Yes?

765
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,089
It's me...Larry.

766
00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,009
- What do you want?
- I'm hungry.

767
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,763
Well, look in the icebox.

768
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,683
Well, all right, dear.

769
00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:14,477
Don't you bother.
I'll get my own food...

770
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:17,272
even if i faint
before i get there.

771
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,413
Oh, Larry, what is it now?

772
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,623
Open the door, Katherine.
I want to talk to you.

773
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,375
All right, I'm coming.

774
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:45,383
Katherine, I heard your
conversation with Larry now.

775
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,468
Larry's voice carries well,
doesn't it?

776
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:49,095
How can you sit there
while your husband

777
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,055
a sick man, does your work
i don't know.

778
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,557
[pots and pans clanging]

779
00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:54,934
Oh, all right, all right.

780
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,603
I'll fix him something to eat.

781
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,865
Oh.

782
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,034
All right, you can relax now.

783
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,787
Oh, Kay. [coughs]

784
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,373
You came to me.

785
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,959
Wild horses
couldn't keep me away.

786
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,255
You want some eggs?

787
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,508
More than anything
in the world... almost.

788
00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,305
I can't get over it.

789
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:35,767
Last time we had champagne in
this house was three years ago

790
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:38,269
on New Year's eve when
the boss came to dinner.

791
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:40,605
Even that was a bottle
mother gave us for Christmas.

792
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,690
Kay, dear, you know, I wish
you'd forget about the past.

793
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:45,443
You know, I've-I've changed
a lot lately.

794
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,862
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-uh. not you, Larry.

795
00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,281
You couldn't change anymore
than one of your

796
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,408
stuffed owls could change.

797
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,369
[chuckles]
You be careful, madam,

798
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,454
you'll turn my pretty head
with your flattery.

799
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,373
I've often wished
i could turn your head

800
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,667
on a spit over a slow fire.

801
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,710
Oh.

802
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:05,755
Kay, it makes my blood run cold.

803
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,007
Your blood was cold
to begin with.

804
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,094
Now, there's where you're wrong.
How do you know?

805
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:14,430
Why, I may be a man of
hidden depths and secrets.

806
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,933
Oh, I may go along
in a rut for years

807
00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:19,602
and then all of a sudden,
bing! Snap out of it like that.

808
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,022
- I feel awfully good.
- Yeah?

809
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:27,276
- Awfully, awfully good.
- Oh, that's fine, darling. Fine.

810
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,363
- I'm sort of sorry.
- Sorry?

811
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,906
Mmm.

812
00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,492
I'm sort of sorry i'm not
in love with you anymore

813
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:38,121
because if i still loved you
i'd be awfully in love with you.

814
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:41,457
Oh, Kay, darling, you know

815
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,378
I know the most wonderful game
of 2-handed post office.

816
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,589
I think i better
drink my coffee.

817
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,426
Come on, let's play
post office, huh?

818
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,387
What did you put in this coffee?

819
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,223
- Oh, just a little rum.
- Why?

820
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,100
Well, bec... it's-it's...

821
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:02,895
It's healthy, dear.
It kills the bugs in the coffee.

822
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,481
Come on over here and sit
around on my side, huh?

823
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,608
I think we'd better have
an understanding.

824
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:10,528
I'm in this house simply
because of our agreement.

825
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:13,197
To convince the general public
that i'm still your wife.

826
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,366
All right, convince me,
I'm one of the public.

827
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:18,578
It strikes me as a pretty foul
thing to say about the public.

828
00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:22,206
Ahem.
You're certainly making me pay

829
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,292
for my scrambled eggs,
aren't you?

830
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:27,170
- You're not even eating them.
- I'm not hungry.

831
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:30,882
Oh, uh...

832
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:34,218
. I-I-I mean i, uh, uh...

833
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,970
Ahem.

834
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:39,348
- So you're not hungry.
- Well...

835
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:42,477
Well, no, not really, I guess.

836
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,146
[laughing]

837
00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:48,608
Ah, me!

838
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,362
You don't want to eat
your nice scrambled eggs?

839
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,947
No.

840
00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:57,533
Then wear them.

841
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,967
How'd you make out with her?

842
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:17,261
Just dandy.

843
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,139
What have you got on you?

844
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,435
Scrambled eggs.
What did you think?

845
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,686
I didn't know.

846
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,190
Oh. How'd you make out in town?

847
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,401
It's pie.
The town is loaded with dough.

848
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,278
Just ripe for an oil boom.

849
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,614
- Did you phone the hotel?
- Yeah. Duke just got in.

850
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:37,865
He'll meet you in front
of the post office

851
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,075
at 9:30 in the morning.

852
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,785
That's fine.
Now, what about me?

853
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,329
You are the manager
of a big pottery works here.

854
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,872
- I make pots?
- Yeah.

855
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:46,791
You may not have any money

856
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,459
but you certainly
have plenty of pots.

857
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:51,921
I guess we'd better
case the works.

858
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,339
- Tonight?
- Sure.

859
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,465
When i get there in the morning

860
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:55,967
I've got to know my way around.

861
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:57,468
- I'll go get dressed.
- Wait a minute.

862
00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:58,636
What about...

863
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,680
Oh, we'll pull a sneak.

864
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,531
"Sales department.”

865
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,658
Haven't they got
a Cash Department?

866
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,431
So this is the sanctum sanctorum
of L. Wilson.

867
00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,474
Now, you know where you are.

868
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,602
Wouldn't you know it?

869
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:48,978
Uh-oh.

870
00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,063
Oh.

871
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,899
A nice old one.

872
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:56,068
Yes. Don't you think
we should, uh...

873
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,321
Mm-hmm. Oh, wait a minute.

874
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,242
I think i've got the
combination right here.

875
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:05,745
Try that.

876
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:09,582
[alarm ringing]

877
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,042
Oh, God!

878
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,836
No, no, not that way.
Go that way.

879
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,050
[crashing]

880
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,478
Stop!

881
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:32,855
[gunshots]

882
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,111
Couple of thugs running in back
of the Wilson house.

883
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,488
Come on!

884
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:46,786
[trellis squeaking]

885
00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,882
[pounding on the door]
Open the door, please.

886
00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:02,927
- Officers of the law.
- What is it?

887
00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:04,428
Two burglars run
at the back of your place.

888
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:05,680
Thought maybe they got
in the house.

889
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,098
[screaming]

890
00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,808
- What's the trouble? What's it?
- Burglars!

891
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,935
- They came this way.
- Prowlers maybe.

892
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:13,896
I heard a scraping sound
on the wall outside. Up here.

893
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,232
Up here, go on, hurry!

894
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,156
[Kay knocking]
Larry!

895
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,701
Larry, are you all right?

896
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:29,287
[snoring]

897
00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,455
- Larry.
- Shh!

898
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:34,250
He's not well.
I was afraid to leave him.

899
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:37,712
- Where is he?
- know he's here some place.

900
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,547
There he is. What's the matter?

901
00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,799
Wake up, Larry.
There are burglars in the house.

902
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,759
He's in no condition
to see anybody.

903
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,553
It was like this, there was
a window open...

904
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,971
[gasps]

905
00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:49,015
Shh! Don't wake him.

906
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,309
No shocks.

907
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,894
Look at him.
The way he's breathing.

908
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,564
His face is dripping wet.
He's perspiring.

909
00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,232
Yes.
That's because he's sweating.

910
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,359
[cop 1] I better look
around the house.

911
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,404
Doctor, why don't you get out of
bed and do something?

912
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:06,073
I can't. He gets upset
if i leave him.

913
00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,200
Get a hot water bottle.
I'll put it at his feet.

914
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,828
No, no, no!
Oh, no, not his feet.

915
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,164
Don't touch his feet. That's the
one thing You mustn't touch it.

916
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,249
Oh, nonsense.
I bet they're as cold as ice.

917
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:18,169
- Here, let me see.
- Oh! Oh.

918
00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:22,381
Oh, I just had
the most horrible dream.

919
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,216
There, there, dear.
Mother's just seeing

920
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,010
if your feet are cold.

921
00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,970
Oh, oh.

922
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,392
[laughing]

923
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,692
I must say, Doctor, I can't see
anything to laugh about.

924
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:43,652
His feet are as cold as ice.

925
00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,447
Oh, Kay, make that water
good and hot.

926
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,532
Hey, come here
a minute, will you?

927
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,034
Get rid of her.

928
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:51,952
I only sleep in the top
of my pajamas.

929
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,954
Oh. Oh, all right.

930
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,706
Show me the rest
of the house, Ma'am.

931
00:47:55,831 --> 00:47:56,999
Oh, yes. Certainly.

932
00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:28,072
It's all set.

933
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:29,740
Did you plant the oil?

934
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,700
Tonight.

935
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:33,577
How is your amnesia?

936
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,540
Fine till i saw you.
Where'd you get that makeup?

937
00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:39,500
I've been reading
the fashion plates.

938
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:40,835
I'll phone you later.

939
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,681
Maybe we better say
you're still too weak to work.

940
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,684
Now, don't destroy my confidence
because i haven't got any.

941
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,270
Here goes.

942
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:01,063
- Mr. Wilson, how are you?
- Well, hello.

943
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,357
- Hello, Mr. Wilson.
- Gee, it's good to see you back.

944
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:05,234
- You're looking swell.
- Fine. Couldn't be better.

945
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,403
We're really glad
to see you back.

946
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,697
[male 3] Well, Well!
Look who's here!

947
00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:14,660
Oh, this is my friend, Dr. Ryan.
Meet, uh, the boys.

948
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,871
- Very glad to know you.
- We've read about you.

949
00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,498
Look, Chief!
Here's Mr. Wilson!

950
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:22,168
Larry.

951
00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:25,337
Well, well! Chief, it certainly
is good to see you again.

952
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,590
Welcome home, Larry.
Say, you've changed.

953
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,550
Oh, just a little
streamlining.

954
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:31,802
You know, clothes make the man.

955
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:35,097
- Oh, this is Dr. Ryan, Chief.
- How are you, Mr. Chief?

956
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:38,893
- Sims is the name.
- Yes, yes.

957
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:40,603
Well, how are things
getting along?

958
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,062
Not as well
as when you're here.

959
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:43,898
By the way it's too bad
about your collapse

960
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:45,649
-at the station yesterday.
- Oh, just a little relapse.

961
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:47,359
Well, he's liable to do that
every once in a while

962
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,987
-for a couple of months.
- Here you are, Larry, back home.

963
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,698
Oh, yes.
No place like home.

964
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,117
You've got a lot of work
piled up. I'll look in later.

965
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,869
Yes. Yes, of course.

966
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,872
See you later, Mr. Chims,
uh, Sims.

967
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,417
Oh, Mr. Wilson,
I'm so glad you're back.

968
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:06,128
- How you have...
- I know. Changed.

969
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,547
The police are here now,
Mr. Wilson.

970
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,341
- What? Where?
- In your office.

971
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:12,384
It's about the robbery
last night.

972
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,428
Oh. The robbery.

973
00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,058
Hello, Mr. Wilson.
Glad to see you back.

974
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,559
- How are you, Sergeant?
- We're hot on the trail

975
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:21,894
while it's still fresh.

976
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,437
The spirit of Habersville.

977
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:26,106
You remember Malavinsky,
our fingerprint expert?

978
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,692
- Uh, oh, yes, of course.
- How do you do?

979
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:31,904
Very well. Oh, meet
Sergeant... Dr. Ryan and...

980
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,280
- Hi, Doctor.
- Hi, Sergeant.

981
00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:35,074
Mr. Malavinsky,
our fingerprint expert.

982
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,076
How are you doing?

983
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:41,163
- Hey, don't!
- My, how you scared me!

984
00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:42,915
What's the matter?
Have i done something--

985
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,667
Now, they'll be
your fingerprints.

986
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,794
They'll be my, uh...

987
00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:49,713
Oh, dear.
How stupid of me.

988
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:52,299
Come on, Joe.
It's no use now.

989
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:55,302
Guess we'd better mosey along.
Well, so long.

990
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:58,264
- So long, friend.
- I'll see you again.

991
00:50:58,847 --> 00:50:59,974
Oh.

992
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,395
Smithson's in my office.
He wants an answer.

993
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,646
What're yo going to do?
Have you thought it over?

994
00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:07,273
Have you changed your mind?

995
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,067
Well, uh, uh, Chief

996
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:12,027
you're gonna be surprised
by what i say to that.

997
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:13,612
I knew you'd come around!

998
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,739
That's great.
I'll go tell him right now.

999
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,659
[door closes]

1000
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:22,037
Here's all your mail,
Mr. Wilson.

1001
00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:25,374
I've got good news for
you, Mr. Wilson. Very good news,

1002
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,875
70 hours from the kiln
to shipping!

1003
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:30,170
Seventy hours...
Why, that's fine, fine.

1004
00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:32,798
- Okay, Mr. Wilson.
- It's the Hendrickson order.

1005
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:35,426
He wants 90 gross of x-245

1006
00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,553
and prompt delivery
and we're out of stock.

1007
00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:39,305
[phone ringing]

1008
00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:43,017
Hello? Oh, well, now, that's
a very important question.

1009
00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:47,062
Uh, you better call me back,
after lunch. Yes. Hmm?

1010
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,149
We're-we're trying it
in tile and clay.

1011
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,276
Shall we make up a bisque?

1012
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:56,739
Well, uh, have you taken
it up with Mr. Sims?

1013
00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:58,949
- He referred me to you.
- Oh.

1014
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,410
Mm-hmm. Uh...

1015
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:03,871
How long have you
been with us?

1016
00:52:03,996 --> 00:52:05,039
Twelve years.

1017
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:08,083
Twelve years.
Then you decide.

1018
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:10,544
- W-What?
- Yes.

1019
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,921
Oh, but, Mr. Wilson,
you always said that you--

1020
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,590
Ah, but it's a new policy.

1021
00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,259
From now on every man
is on his own.

1022
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:20,137
That goes for you
and you and everybody.

1023
00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:21,305
[intercom buzzing]

1024
00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:22,765
Well, it's, uh...

1025
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:24,725
Seems to be, uh...

1026
00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:26,226
...out of order, uh...

1027
00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:27,519
[buzzing continues]

1028
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,189
Been a change since
i've been away?

1029
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,857
[buzzing stops]

1030
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:34,151
Oh, there we are. Yes?

1031
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,487
Mrs. Wilson would like
to see you for just a moment.

1032
00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:39,156
Oh, uh, yes, yes.
By all means.

1033
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:41,617
Have her, uh,
have her come right in.

1034
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:44,578
Uh, if you boys
will excuse me...

1035
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,413
...Mrs. Wilson.

1036
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:48,957
And remember boys,
individuality.

1037
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,751
That's what makes a firm.

1038
00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:54,129
Making our own decisions.
Taking responsibility.

1039
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:56,965
It builds character
and gets the best results.

1040
00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:59,218
- Yes, Mr. Wilson.
- Certainly, Mr. Wilson.

1041
00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:03,430
- Scram.
- I get it.

1042
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,350
- Good morning, Doctor.
- Good morning, Mrs. Wilson.

1043
00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:08,560
N-n-now, don't tell me. I know.

1044
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,646
You just couldn't stand
being apart any longer.

1045
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,898
You needed me.
N-no, here.

1046
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,733
This will be more comfortable.

1047
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,944
There we are.

1048
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,406
- Now.
- It's the 15th.

1049
00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:23,701
The 15th? Yes, yes.

1050
00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:27,454
Yes. That means that
tomorrow is the 16th.

1051
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:30,833
It's just continually amazing to
me the things you can think of

1052
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,084
to keep from writing a check.

1053
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,796
A check. Uh...

1054
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,924
Oh! The 15th.

1055
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,300
[chuckling]

1056
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:42,344
I guess we've
established that, all right.

1057
00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:45,556
Uh, that would be,
uh, how much?

1058
00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:47,141
You know perfectly
well how much.

1059
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,601
What i meant was that, uh,
maybe we could

1060
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:52,521
just make it
a lump sum this time.

1061
00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:57,151
- How about, uh... 200?
- What?

1062
00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:59,903
Well, that's just for
the time being, of course.

1063
00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:02,948
- Have you struck oil?
- Oil?

1064
00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:05,075
Oh!

1065
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,785
That's rich.

1066
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,913
Suppose i give it to you
in cash?

1067
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:14,251
Now, if you, uh, run short,
you just call on me.

1068
00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:19,256
Don't wake me up.
Let me dream.

1069
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,925
[intercom buzzing]

1070
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,260
Oh. Ha ha.

1071
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:24,678
[buzzing continues]

1072
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:30,309
[Sims] Larry, can you get with
Joe and me right away?

1073
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,937
Oh, I'm very sorry, Chief, but
something important has come up.

1074
00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:37,191
I've got to go out right away,
with my wife.

1075
00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:40,110
- With me? I'm going shopping.
- You need a man's advice.

1076
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,029
No, the last time
i went shopping with you

1077
00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:44,531
I wound up in a cut-price
Mother Hubbard.

1078
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:46,575
You won't end up in
a Mother Hubbard today.

1079
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,204
Ah, you said something
about nightgowns?

1080
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,915
Well, Larry, we're running up
a tremendous bill.

1081
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,542
Now, don't you worry. I'm the
penny-pincher in our family.

1082
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:58,420
Ah, here we are. Uh...

1083
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,214
I'd like to look at some, uh--

1084
00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:03,383
The complaint department is
on the third floor, Mr. Wilson.

1085
00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,806
- What's eating her?
- The same old pillowcase.

1086
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:10,516
Pillowcase?

1087
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,309
The one they advertised for 2.69

1088
00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:14,311
and charged you 2.98 for.

1089
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:16,146
You were only going
to have her arrested.

1090
00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:19,316
Oh, yes, yes. That's right.
Well, I wish i had.

1091
00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:21,527
Can i help you,
Mrs. Wilson?

1092
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:25,072
- Mr. Wilson.
- Uh, oh, yes, yes.

1093
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,032
Mrs. Wilson would like
to look at some nightgowns.

1094
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,784
Oh, yes.

1095
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:31,286
This is the model you
usually buy, Mrs. Wilson.

1096
00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:32,871
Huh?

1097
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,583
Oh, well, uh, wrap it up.

1098
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,168
- Yes, Sir.
- And burn it.

1099
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,338
But you like this, Mr. Wilson.

1100
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:43,340
It's reduced to
a special price this week.

1101
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:45,884
You know, I think i could whip
up something niftier

1102
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,512
than that myself
out of old flour sacks.

1103
00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:51,098
Well, it's the cheapest we have.

1104
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:52,641
Well, I don't want
anything cheap.

1105
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,601
- Huh?
- I want something expensive.

1106
00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:55,853
Oh!

1107
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,938
Oh, Mr. Hymes.

1108
00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,315
- How do you do, Mr. Wilson?
- How do you do?

1109
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,278
Mr. Wilson said he wants
to buy something expensive.

1110
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,405
[laughing]

1111
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:10,659
Somebody's making fun of us
today, eh, Mr. Wilson?

1112
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,121
Huh? Well, I-I-I just want
to buy something nice.

1113
00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,622
I don't care whether
it's expensive or not.

1114
00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,792
Give up?

1115
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:22,170
No, no.
I'm groggy, but i'm game.

1116
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:25,966
Look, uh, just-just forget
about me.

1117
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:28,260
Let's pretend that it's an
entirely different customer.

1118
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,012
It's, uh...

1119
00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:33,932
Oh, here, uh,
this is Mrs. Albemarle.

1120
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,560
One of the Pittsburgh
Albemarles. You know coal, iron.

1121
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:39,271
Well, Mrs. Albemarle wants
to buy a new nightgown

1122
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,023
and hang the expense.

1123
00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:44,443
Perhaps i better
get the manager.

1124
00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,696
Larry, let's forget it.
I don't really need a nightgown.

1125
00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:48,947
You-you're going to get
a new nightgown

1126
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,657
if i have to buy two silkworms

1127
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:51,909
and start from scratch.

1128
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:55,704
Look, Mrs. Albemarle has been
very patient up to now

1129
00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:58,999
but she's getting a little tired
of this pup tent she's wearing.

1130
00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:00,626
Look at that sailcloth.

1131
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:05,047
Uh, you'll pardon my cold hands,
won't you, Mrs. Albemarle?

1132
00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:08,258
Ah, she's positively
ashamed to be seen in it.

1133
00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:11,053
Probably more ashamed
to be seen without it.

1134
00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:13,472
Oh, you don't know
Mrs. Albemarle.

1135
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:17,476
Now, haven't you something from,
uh, say, Charmaine?

1136
00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:19,561
Why, yes, Sir.

1137
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:21,647
Where did you learn
about Charmaine?

1138
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:25,525
Oh, uh, uh, on the boat,
it was in a magazine--

1139
00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:27,736
Is this more what
you had in mind, Sir?

1140
00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:31,698
Well, of course.
Well. Now, that's...

1141
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,326
Oh, uh... Hmm.

1142
00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,411
No. Oh, here.

1143
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:39,122
Now, there we are.

1144
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:40,874
Now, isn't that pretty?

1145
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:43,543
It's lovely. How much is it?

1146
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:46,630
[whispering]

1147
00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:49,675
-$90.
- Good.

1148
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,552
- Wrap it up and send it along.
- Yes, Mr. Wilson.

1149
00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:54,346
Kay, what you need
is some tea.

1150
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,014
After a strenuous day's shopping

1151
00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:58,183
there's nothing like
a good cup of... Oh.

1152
00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:00,394
Pardon, Madam.
Your slip's showing.

1153
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:05,107
Whew! Oh, boy,
what a place to get to.

1154
00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:07,192
Well, it certainly
took you long enough.

1155
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,487
Yeah, I'm sorry, Duke.
I was delayed. Uh-oh.

1156
00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:13,073
Isn't that beautiful?
Duke, you're a genius.

1157
00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:14,366
How did you rig it?

1158
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,284
The barrel's buried
under the bank.

1159
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:18,203
I just led the pipe
out to there.

1160
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,330
It sanded over
in about ten minutes.

1161
00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:22,833
If that doesn't sell itself,
my name's not Larry Wilson.

1162
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,668
Come to think of it,
it's not, is it?

1163
00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:26,086
Well, if you're not, who is?

1164
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:29,131
Huh? Oh, don't
confuse me, Doctor.

1165
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,758
Now, the question is how to get
the suckers to this wilderness

1166
00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,094
so they can admire
your landscaping, Duke?

1167
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:35,429
You mean you haven't
figured that out, yet?

1168
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:38,306
Uh, well,
I've been sort of busy.

1169
00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:41,018
Yeah, I heard all about that.
Now listen, love bug.

1170
00:58:41,143 --> 00:58:43,103
Flop on this job,
and it's a permanent flop.

1171
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:47,315
Duke, the money is practically
in your pants right now.

1172
00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,026
I got it.
I'll give a picnic, Sunday.

1173
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,610
Get the leading
citizens out here.

1174
00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:52,320
Go in swimming,
come out covered with oil.

1175
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:54,197
That's great. This is Tuesday.

1176
00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:57,075
There won't be oil to fill
a cigarette lighter by Sunday.

1177
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,161
Well, never mind.
leave it to me.

1178
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:01,413
Getting them out here
is my department.

1179
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:03,498
That's a swell job, Duke.
We can't miss.

1180
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:07,669
We better not. Now, don't get me
wrong. I mean we better not.

1181
00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:10,797
What are you worrying about?

1182
00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:13,383
Everything's going
to be dandy-wandy.

1183
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,594
I'll see you fellas later.

1184
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:20,348
[knock on the door]

1185
00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:22,726
- Who is it?
- Open the door.

1186
00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,353
It's open.

1187
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:30,150
Oh, I thought it was locked.

1188
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:32,027
I suppose it had been.

1189
00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:35,697
Well, I'd have kicked it down.

1190
00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:38,450
- What for?
- What?

1191
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:40,786
What for?

1192
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,412
Oh, so i could come in.

1193
00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,748
- Why?
- Why?

1194
00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:46,374
That's right. Why?

1195
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,128
Oh, because i wanted to see
how pretty you looked

1196
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,922
in your new negligee.

1197
00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:54,800
- I was just trying it on.
- You're certainly pretty.

1198
00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:56,968
I've just spent two hours

1199
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,762
straightening things out
with Herbert.

1200
00:59:58,887 --> 01:00:01,681
Don't you think you've caused me
enough trouble for one day?

1201
01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:03,100
No.

1202
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,895
Sometimes you remind me
of a high school boy

1203
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,106
on a street corner
whistling at girls.

1204
01:00:10,065 --> 01:00:12,901
Well, it's romantic
to whistle at the opposite sex.

1205
01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,070
Birds do it, lovebirds.

1206
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:17,322
Lovebirds don't whistle.
They coo.

1207
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,367
No, they whistle, a sort
of low cooing whistle.

1208
01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:21,743
Like this...

1209
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:23,829
[cooing]

1210
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:29,751
Sort of gets you, doesn't it?

1211
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,878
- Not particularly.
- No?

1212
01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:34,589
You know, I knew a case once
where a female lovebird

1213
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,466
locked the male lovebird
out of her nest

1214
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:39,469
and he stood outside, and
he whistled, and he whistled

1215
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,513
and he whistled, like this...

1216
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,640
[cooing]

1217
01:00:46,852 --> 01:00:48,979
Please let me in.

1218
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,481
[cooing]

1219
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,358
Oh, it was pitiful.

1220
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,318
And then, finally,
he lost his temper.

1221
01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,737
So he kicked the door
of the cage down.

1222
01:00:57,863 --> 01:01:00,323
And-and what do you suppose
the female did then?

1223
01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:02,576
Gave him a sharp peck
at the base of the skull?

1224
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:06,329
No. No, she spread her soft
little wing around him

1225
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:08,498
and she sighed...

1226
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:11,001
[cooing]

1227
01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:13,295
And she laid him an egg.

1228
01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:16,965
Larry, please, for
heaven's sakes, leave me alone.

1229
01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,758
What's the matter?
I haven't done anything.

1230
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,177
What are you getting
angry about?

1231
01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:22,012
I don't know.

1232
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:24,014
Yes, I do know.

1233
01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,975
I know. It's Herbert,
that's who it is. It's Herbert.

1234
01:01:27,475 --> 01:01:29,477
Kay, if Herbert's doing
anything to make you unhappy--

1235
01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:30,979
It isn't Herbert, it's you.

1236
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,607
- Me?
- Yes, you.

1237
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:36,443
You've done everything you could
to make me miserable.

1238
01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:38,111
What have i done?

1239
01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:39,613
I suppose you didn't take me out
and buy me

1240
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,364
the most expensive
clothes in town.

1241
01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:43,158
- Is that bad?
- I suppose you didn't

1242
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,285
say nice things to me, and pay
me dozens of compliments

1243
01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:46,995
and try your best to please me.

1244
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,997
You couldn't have been
more absolutely charming.

1245
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,707
You were as nice
and sweet and kind

1246
01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,375
as you could be and you know it.

1247
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,087
Yeah, I guess I've been a heel.

1248
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,673
You're not getting anywhere,
and i wish you'd stop.

1249
01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:00,717
Stop not getting anywhere?

1250
01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:02,969
No. Stop getting me mixed up.

1251
01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:05,430
I want you to be your old self.

1252
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:09,643
Your... owl stuffing, speech
making, pompous old self.

1253
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:12,437
I don't want any more of this
Jekyll and Hyde business.

1254
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,231
Well now, let me get this clear.

1255
01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:16,191
You mean that you're upset
because i've been acting

1256
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:18,109
as though i find you... lovely?

1257
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:19,527
Yes.

1258
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:21,404
But you are lovely, Kay.

1259
01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:23,073
If you'll give me a chance
i'd prove

1260
01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:24,366
just how lovely
i think you are.

1261
01:02:24,491 --> 01:02:25,659
There you go again.

1262
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,661
Well, I was only trying to--

1263
01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,079
No!

1264
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,165
No, what?

1265
01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:37,045
I've got something to tell you.
I don't want you to say a word.

1266
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:40,257
- Not a word?
- Just keep quiet, understand?

1267
01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:44,761
You said before that i was
lovely, attractive to you.

1268
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:48,139
Well, that's not so. It's just
your pride, that's all.

1269
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:50,183
Stop doing that.

1270
01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:53,144
You're losing me, so suddenly
i seem worth holding on to.

1271
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:54,771
It's not me. It's just the idea

1272
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:57,524
of giving up anything
that ever belonged to you.

1273
01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,901
You don't love me.
You never did.

1274
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:02,112
Public opinion's
the only thing you love.

1275
01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,948
Public opinion, public
buildings, public positions.

1276
01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:07,826
You just can't stand being
hurt in the eyes of the public.

1277
01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:11,371
Now, that's why
i resent your attentions.

1278
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,456
And that's why my door's
going to stay locked

1279
01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:15,375
as long as i'm in this house.

1280
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:20,213
Now, if you have anything
to say, make it short.

1281
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,305
[cooing]

1282
01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,561
[crying]

1283
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,616
My gosh, Kay...

1284
01:03:50,785 --> 01:03:52,579
there isn't anything
to cry about.

1285
01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,664
Please go away.

1286
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,708
Please.

1287
01:03:58,251 --> 01:04:00,086
[crying]

1288
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:11,264
[crying continues]

1289
01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:33,370
Golly, you got up early.

1290
01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:36,539
Yeah. Oh, uh, has
Duke gotten the options?

1291
01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:38,708
He has, on all the land
surrounding yours.

1292
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,377
Cost him 400 fish.

1293
01:04:40,502 --> 01:04:42,253
I'm going to get
customers to that creek today

1294
01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,089
if i've got to carry them out
and rub their noses in it.

1295
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,465
Yeah, duke says
he wants some action.

1296
01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,092
He wants action?

1297
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,593
You think i wanna
hang around this hick burg

1298
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,011
longer than i have to?

1299
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:51,596
Hey, that's funny. I thought...

1300
01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:54,808
- Well, you thought what?
- Nothing.

1301
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,060
That is, I, uh...

1302
01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,854
Well, nothing, I guess.

1303
01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:02,315
- Spread your eye over that.
- What is it?

1304
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,651
Just a list of all
the higher income brackets.

1305
01:05:04,776 --> 01:05:06,319
Uncle Sam's sucker list.

1306
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,446
You mean they really print them?

1307
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,740
Yeah, they try to make it
a little easier for us now.

1308
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:12,283
Oh.

1309
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:15,703
Leonard Harkspur,
210 grand?

1310
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,288
Isn't that beautiful?

1311
01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,748
Say, we got to remember that.

1312
01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:21,543
Leonard Harkspur, 210 grand.

1313
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:25,046
Edward Littlejohn, 131,000.

1314
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:28,133
Say, some of these local boys
do pretty good, don't they?

1315
01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:30,635
Is it all right for
Corporal Belenson now?

1316
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,138
What do you mean,
is it all right?

1317
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:36,891
- It's Wednesday, you know.
- Oh, yes, yes. It's Wednesday.

1318
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:39,269
Who is Corporal Belenson?

1319
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:40,645
[chuckling]

1320
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,230
You tell him,
Miss Stingcombe.

1321
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,024
He has a Ranger medallion,
two Silver Stars

1322
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,818
and a Community Stripe.

1323
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,236
You don't say?

1324
01:05:58,663 --> 01:05:59,956
If you'd put me at ease, sir

1325
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:01,291
I'd like to shake
you by the hand.

1326
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,084
Oh, well...

1327
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,420
Well, that's easy.

1328
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,631
- How are you?
- At ease, Belenson.

1329
01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:12,343
The troop is very proud of you,
sir. That rescue at sea.

1330
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:14,846
I'm the guy whose life he saved.
Ryan's the name.

1331
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,931
Ranger leader Ryan
from Scranton?

1332
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:19,976
No, I'm awful sorry.
I was in the army, though.

1333
01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:23,438
It's 2:00, sir. The troops
are outside already.

1334
01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,857
- Where are they going?
- Well, that's up to Mr. Wilson.

1335
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:29,986
Oh, well, I'm afraid
this afternoon--

1336
01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:31,738
He can't go with you
this afternoon.

1337
01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:34,115
But it's Harkspur's test today.

1338
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,742
It's out of the question.

1339
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,744
- Harkspur?
- Yes, sir.

1340
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:40,205
- Now, look here, young man--
- Leonard Harkspur?

1341
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,916
Sure, Junior. He's been waiting
for you to get back

1342
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:45,168
to take his test for
First Class Ranger.

1343
01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:47,504
And Brown and Littlejohn
have been working very hard

1344
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,464
to get out of
the tenderfoot class.

1345
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,091
Littlejohn, eh?

1346
01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,427
Yes, sir. Don't you remember,
Mr. Wilson? You said--

1347
01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,763
Oh, of course i remember.

1348
01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:58,306
You know, as a matter of fact

1349
01:06:58,431 --> 01:06:59,849
I had arranged a test for today,

1350
01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:01,601
a sort of water test.

1351
01:07:01,726 --> 01:07:03,311
Remember, we were talking about
the water test.

1352
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,313
Mm-hm. Very interesting.

1353
01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:08,441
That's splendid, sir. But how
about shooting the buck first?

1354
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:10,276
Go ahead. You're faded.

1355
01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:13,780
Oh. Gambling, at your age?

1356
01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:15,865
Oh, you don't understand, sir.

1357
01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:18,576
Mr. Wilson's been showing
us how to trail a deer

1358
01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:20,328
and shoot it with
a bow and arrow.

1359
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,913
We call it shooting the buck.

1360
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:23,790
Well, what do you know?

1361
01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:26,834
Well, let's get going, huh?
Lead on, Corporal.

1362
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,295
- But your uniform.
- My what?

1363
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,631
For a moment, you'd forgotten,
hadn't you, sir?

1364
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:37,387
[stifled laugh]

1365
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,018
Hut! Hut!

1366
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,887
What are you doing
that for, sir?

1367
01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:21,472
It's good for the leg muscle.

1368
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,808
Oh. It's good for leg muscles.

1369
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:26,436
- Good for the leg muscles.
- Good for the leg muscles.

1370
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:32,066
- Good for the leg muscles.
- Good for the leg muscles.

1371
01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:42,869
Hey, Tom Thumb,
you lost your army.

1372
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,164
- They went that-a-way.
- Oh.

1373
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,666
Ha-ha. Yes.

1374
01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,720
Corporal Belenson!

1375
01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:02,764
Company, halt!

1376
01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:08,853
Corporal, are you sure this
is the shortcut to the creek?

1377
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:11,022
Oh, yes, sir.
We're almost there now.

1378
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:12,106
[boys laughing]

1379
01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:13,566
Oh. All right.

1380
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,069
Forward, march.

1381
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:29,207
Company, halt!

1382
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:31,459
[Belenson] Right face.

1383
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,255
Well, it certainly is
great to see Larry Wilson

1384
01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:38,424
back in harness,
all right, all right.

1385
01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,177
Thanks. It's certainly
good to be back.

1386
01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,721
You know our visitor from
the West Habersville troop

1387
01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:46,057
patrol leader Billings,
all right, all right.

1388
01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:49,018
Oh, yes, of course.

1389
01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:51,562
Ranger leader Wilson,
at the last meeting

1390
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,482
of the Boy Rangers Council
of the County of Habersville

1391
01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:57,902
it was decided to bestow upon
you a token of appreciation.

1392
01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,904
It gives me great pleasure
to present to you

1393
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,157
for outstanding service to
the youth of your community...

1394
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,410
...The Brown Beaver.

1395
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,203
[boys cheering]

1396
01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,667
[all] Speech!

1397
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,085
Speech!

1398
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,920
Uh, men.

1399
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:19,632
Uh, men... Uh... I'm, uh...

1400
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:23,010
...I'm not much
at speech making.

1401
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:29,475
So, uh, about... about, uh...
all i can say is that...

1402
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,185
...when, uh... when i, uh...

1403
01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:33,646
...when i came
out here this afternoon...

1404
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,107
...about-abo...

1405
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:39,152
...about the last thing
i expected to get

1406
01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:40,778
was the B-B-Beaver.

1407
01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,572
[boys cheering]

1408
01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,033
Oh, thank you,
thank you, one and all.

1409
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,202
And now, let's go to the creek.

1410
01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,955
Oh, sir, you've forgotten
Harkspur's test.

1411
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,040
Oh, yes, yes,
Harkspur's test.

1412
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:55,543
Committee in charge
of the deer cleats, move.

1413
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:03,342
- Sorry.
- Harkspur, front and center.

1414
01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:04,927
Harkspur, in five minutes

1415
01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:06,679
you'll take up the trail
of the buck.

1416
01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:08,806
Five minutes later,
the troop will follow you.

1417
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:11,392
If you succeed in locating
Ranger leader Wilson

1418
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,144
before the troop
catches up to you

1419
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,229
you will have passed
the trailing test

1420
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,315
of a First Class Ranger.

1421
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,942
You have my own and
the troop's best wishes.

1422
01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:23,029
You know, the whole
organization is clamoring

1423
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:25,740
to hear more about your
woodsmanship, Mr. Wilson.

1424
01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,700
I thought i'd trail
along with you today

1425
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:30,244
and take a few notes
on your technique.

1426
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:32,830
Patrol leader Billings is going
to write an article about you

1427
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,248
for our Ranger's Gazette.

1428
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,875
Well, uh...

1429
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,294
I wasn't planning
on doing very much today.

1430
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,713
Oh, I know it won't
seem much to you.

1431
01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:43,049
I just hope i can keep up,
that's all.

1432
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:44,425
[Belenson] Ready, sir?

1433
01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:46,719
Yeah, uh, ready.

1434
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,387
On your mark.

1435
01:11:50,681 --> 01:11:52,225
Get set.

1436
01:11:52,350 --> 01:11:53,434
Go.

1437
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:24,340
I'm sorry, Ranger leader Wilson,
but i don't get it.

1438
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,300
Oh, well...

1439
01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:28,469
...it's all very simple,
Mr. Billings.

1440
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,638
You see... Oh.

1441
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:36,644
You see, I'm a four-footed
animal... in flight.

1442
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:42,316
Yes, and you see, uh,
in the first flush of panic

1443
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:45,403
the animal mind isn't
bright enough to realize

1444
01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:48,865
that he could have run
around the brush.

1445
01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:52,618
Well, that adds up, all right.

1446
01:12:52,743 --> 01:12:56,205
Oh, yes. It's just
elementary deer psychology.

1447
01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:57,331
Oh.

1448
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:08,217
[birds chirping]

1449
01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:23,649
[Wilson panting]

1450
01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:25,860
Oh...

1451
01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:34,994
Oh, I see. That's where the
deer bedded for the night.

1452
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,746
Why, yes. Yes.

1453
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:40,082
Yes, that's-that's it.
You've got it.

1454
01:13:40,207 --> 01:13:43,377
You must've had your eyes wide
open to find a spot like this.

1455
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:46,505
Thanks.

1456
01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:48,799
But, uh, Mr. Wilson,
won't this make it

1457
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:51,177
too difficult for
the young fellow?

1458
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:54,680
Oh, yes. yes.
We mustn't make it

1459
01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,599
too difficult for him, must we?

1460
01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,143
Oh.

1461
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:00,519
[chuckles]

1462
01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:13,240
This particular deer doesn't
seem to run much, Mr. Wilson.

1463
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:15,534
Oh, uh... no.

1464
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:19,330
No, this, uh... this deer
relies more on his wits.

1465
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,133
Mr. Wilson?

1466
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:33,928
Oh...

1467
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:43,604
Mr. Wilson?

1468
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:05,960
Mr. Wilson?

1469
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:11,632
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

1470
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:20,266
Oh, here you are.
I found you. Where is he?

1471
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:23,102
- The tracks end here.
- The tracks end here?

1472
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:24,311
Yes.

1473
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:26,022
Well, if the tracks end here...

1474
01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,399
...how will i be able
to follow him any farther?

1475
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:32,737
I can't follow him. Now i won't
get to be a First Class Ranger.

1476
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:34,822
Don't you worry, young fella.
There's not a man in the country

1477
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:37,450
who could solve this problem. I
tell you, it's the most amazing

1478
01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,201
bit of woodsmanship
i've seen in my life.

1479
01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:40,870
What's the matter?
What's happened?

1480
01:15:40,995 --> 01:15:42,872
It's not fair. He didn't leave
any more tracks.

1481
01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:44,623
[clamoring]

1482
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,587
- Look.
- There he is.

1483
01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:54,091
- There he is waiting for us.
- He was here all the time.

1484
01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:55,885
He's hiding here laughing at us.

1485
01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,095
Well, what happened?
What's delayed you?

1486
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,556
Ranger leader Wilson,
when i meet a genius

1487
01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:02,850
I take off my hat.

1488
01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:06,812
I'd give a Sunday necktie
to know how you did it.

1489
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:11,776
Mr. Billings, that one's known
only to creatures of the forest.

1490
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,652
I had to learn it the hard way.

1491
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:16,113
Why did you make
the test so hard for me?

1492
01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:18,157
Now i'm not going
to be a Ranger.

1493
01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:20,242
Now, now.
Don't worry, Harkspur.

1494
01:16:20,367 --> 01:16:21,827
I'll give you another chance.

1495
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:24,038
Now, I want to
see how accurately

1496
01:16:24,163 --> 01:16:26,415
you can find your way
with the aid of a map.

1497
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:29,085
You will proceed
directly to the creek.

1498
01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:31,587
You'll cross the
creek at this point.

1499
01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:33,339
- Huh?
- Uh...

1500
01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:36,842
And then, uh...
then you can go home.

1501
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:39,303
Ah, the creek's right
over the knoll there.

1502
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:41,680
Heck, that ain't no test.

1503
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,518
Ahem.

1504
01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:51,857
Well, uh...

1505
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:53,609
...do you want to become
a First Class Ranger?

1506
01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,528
Okay, I'll go.

1507
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:59,448
Wait just a minute, now.
Oh, uh, Littlejohn?

1508
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,700
- Littlejo--
- Here, sir.

1509
01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:03,869
Oh, yes. Now, Littlejohn,

1510
01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:05,704
you go along with Harkspur

1511
01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:07,289
and make sure that he
carries out his orders.

1512
01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,458
- Yes, sir.
- May i go, too, sir?

1513
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:14,088
Belenson, what is your
father doing these days?

1514
01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:16,423
Why, he's still president
of the bank, sir.

1515
01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:19,718
Oh, he is, huh? Well, you run
right along. Run right along.

1516
01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:25,891
I got tar all over me.

1517
01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:27,351
[Littlejohn] Me, too.

1518
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:31,147
That's not tar.
It smells more like oil.

1519
01:17:31,272 --> 01:17:33,607
[crying]
I want to go home.

1520
01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:36,443
I'm going home.

1521
01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:41,782
- Is this where you crossed?
- Yeah. Just about here, dad.

1522
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:46,287
It's oil, all right. Come on.

1523
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:50,332
Sh-h! Somebody coming.

1524
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:53,335
Well. Well...
how are you, Leonard?

1525
01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:55,671
Well, well, Edward.

1526
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,300
- I suppose Junior told you--
- I suppose Tommy told you--

1527
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,719
What a cock-and-bull story.

1528
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:05,556
- Imagine finding oil out here.
- But, dad, we seen--

1529
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,099
Aren't you ashamed
of yourself?

1530
01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:09,560
Dragging your father
off on a wild goose chase.

1531
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:12,229
I suppose they got the oil
off a truck or something.

1532
01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:14,231
No, we didn't. Honest.

1533
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:17,109
Don't contradict me. I guess
i know when you're lying.

1534
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,945
Well, I suppose we
might as well go home.

1535
01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:23,115
Yes, might as well, I guess.
Goodnight, Leonard.

1536
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,743
- Goodnight, Edward.
- Hello, Ed. Hello, Leonard.

1537
01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:27,119
- Hello, Phil.
- Oh, hello, Phil.

1538
01:18:27,244 --> 01:18:29,538
Hiya, kids. See, dad?
It was right over--

1539
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:31,832
How many times must
i tell you not to point?

1540
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:35,085
Well, I... I suppose
your boys told you.

1541
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,462
[indistinct chatter]

1542
01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,464
Just what i told my boy
when he told me.

1543
01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:40,424
[water splashing]

1544
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,767
No oil, huh?

1545
01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,944
Yeah, that's Duke, all right.

1546
01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:02,029
You won't forget the signal,
will you?

1547
01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:05,783
I remember.
Will you quit stewing?

1548
01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:08,285
- Where's your handkerchief?
- In my pocket.

1549
01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:10,663
I've given up wearing it
on my head this season.

1550
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:12,498
Gee, those fellas
ought to be here.

1551
01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,541
What did Harkspur say
to you on the phone?

1552
01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:16,961
He said they'd be
here at 7 o'clock.

1553
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,880
- Did he mention the oil?
- No, not a word.

1554
01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:21,632
That's fine. They're going
to play you for the sucker.

1555
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,176
- That makes it a cinch.
- Yeah.

1556
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:27,471
Larry, some gentlemen
to see you.

1557
01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:29,181
[Wilson] Show them in by
all means, mother.

1558
01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:31,684
- Come in, gentlemen.
- Well, Larry...

1559
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,936
Larry, old man.
good to see you.

1560
01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:35,896
How are you, old boy?

1561
01:19:36,522 --> 01:19:39,108
You own a piece of land here.
Marsh's subdivision.

1562
01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,278
The state is building a new
highway through the suburbs

1563
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:44,071
and we brought
some pressure to see

1564
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:45,281
that it runs out
through your land.

1565
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:48,450
What would you say
to a check for $10,000?

1566
01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:51,620
A clear profit of 7,500.

1567
01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:53,872
10...10,000...

1568
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:58,460
Why, that's a profit
of 300% on my investment.

1569
01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:01,463
Oh, I-I couldn't
take that, gentlemen.

1570
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:03,674
We think it's coming
for you, Larry.

1571
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,634
<i>Yes, but i...</i>

1572
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:09,013
Why, I'd feel like
a profiteer, you know?

1573
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:13,976
However, if it's agreeable
to you, gentlemen, it's a deal.

1574
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:16,145
Splendid.
I have a check right here.

1575
01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:19,732
I think i have the deed to that
land right here in my desk.

1576
01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:23,319
Let me see, uh... grant deed.

1577
01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:24,695
Yes, yes. Here it is.

1578
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,572
Now, shall i, uh,

1579
01:20:26,697 --> 01:20:28,615
just indicate the transfer
on the back?

1580
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,743
[Duke] I-I must see Mr. Wilson
at once, sir

1581
01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:33,537
-I wonder who that could be.
- Go ahead, Larry.

1582
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:36,707
-[Duke] Stand aside, sir.
- Wait your turn.

1583
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,961
I'm sorry to intrude,
uh, Mr. Wilson.

1584
01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:42,629
I am Mr. Wilson.

1585
01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:46,008
Oh. Thank you.
My name is Sheldon.

1586
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,676
Colonel E.J. Sheldon.

1587
01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:51,722
Well, this is rather unusual,
sir, but how do you do?

1588
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:56,935
This is Mr. Harkspur,
Mr.Belenson, and Mr. Littlejohn.

1589
01:20:57,061 --> 01:21:00,230
How do you do, gentlemen?
Mr. Wilson, I'll be brief.

1590
01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:02,983
You're the owner of Marsh's
subdivision, I believe.

1591
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:06,862
- Uh... uh, yes.
- Splendid.

1592
01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:09,198
Now, my firm's very anxious
to get a hold of that land.

1593
01:21:10,074 --> 01:21:11,658
What will you take for it?

1594
01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:14,787
Well, this is a coincidence.

1595
01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:18,123
I was just offered
$10,000 for that land.

1596
01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:20,501
Mr. Wilson,
I'll double that offer.

1597
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:22,836
You mean it?

1598
01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,546
I'm not in the habit
of joking, sir.

1599
01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:29,051
Colonel Sheldon has heard
about the new road.

1600
01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:31,553
New road? I know of no road.

1601
01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,514
Mr. Wilson,
I'm in the gravel business.

1602
01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,808
And your land contains valuable
deposits of that substance.

1603
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,811
Gravel, on my land?

1604
01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:41,438
Well, you heard my offer,
Mr. Wilson. How about it?

1605
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:44,274
Wait a minute, Larry. We'll
match Colonel Sheldon's offer.

1606
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,193
- Larry.
- Yes.

1607
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,820
Larry, what are you doing?

1608
01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:50,030
Are you selling
those lots you own?

1609
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:54,618
Well, no, not yet, dear,
but it looks as if i might.

1610
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,453
Do you know what's on the land?

1611
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:59,915
Oh, yes, dear. I know all about
the rich gravel deposits.

1612
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,836
Gravel deposits? Gravel
deposits, my foot. It's oil.

1613
01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:04,795
Oil?

1614
01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:10,634
Well, this is just
an idle rumour, I'm sure.

1615
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,928
You know, these things come up,
and before you know it--

1616
01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:16,306
This is no idle rumor.
This is oil and gobs of it.

1617
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,267
It seems to me, Colonel,
that you have deliberately

1618
01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,894
misrepresented the value
of Mr. Wilson's property.

1619
01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:24,398
Watch your step, Larry.
Don't let anyone swindle you.

1620
01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:26,775
No. Thank you, dear.
I-I won't.

1621
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:28,861
[door shuts]

1622
01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:31,280
- Major Shelby--
- Colonel Sheldon.

1623
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:34,324
Well, colonel, admiral,
whatever it is...

1624
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:36,160
...I'll have to ask you
to leave this house.

1625
01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,246
Oh, now, just a moment, dear
sir. Business is business

1626
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:41,457
and i've the right to drive
as good a bargain as i can.

1627
01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,292
You've no right
to come in and swindle

1628
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,335
one of our town's
leading citizens, Colonel.

1629
01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:47,296
I'll give you $100,000

1630
01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:49,089
for a half interest in
your property, Mr. Wilson.

1631
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:50,424
What...

1632
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,594
No.

1633
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,305
My good fortune
is Habersville's.

1634
01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:58,932
My friends and i will
handle this proposition.

1635
01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:00,309
- We certainly will.
- You bet, indeed.

1636
01:23:00,434 --> 01:23:02,144
Oh, so that's it.

1637
01:23:02,269 --> 01:23:03,979
Well, then permit me to inform
you that i have options

1638
01:23:04,104 --> 01:23:05,981
on the property
surrounding yours.

1639
01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:08,442
And i'll have drilling equipment
out there by tomorrow night.

1640
01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:11,195
Chances are my wells will
drain off every drop of oil

1641
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,697
and leave your
property valueless.

1642
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,202
Just a moment, Colonel Sheldon.
Suppose we buy you out?

1643
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,954
- With what?
- With hard cash.

1644
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:23,373
Right. How much would
you take for your option?

1645
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:28,003
Well, I own four parcels.
I'll take, uh, $50,000 each.

1646
01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:32,216
How do you propose to
handle that, Mr. Wilson?

1647
01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:33,342
Well, uh...

1648
01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:39,223
- Sir, it's a deal.
- Very well.

1649
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,309
Suppose we meet in my rooms
at The Palace Hotel? What time?

1650
01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:44,937
- Better give us 4 or 5 hours.
- All right.

1651
01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,730
I shall expect you
between 11:00 and 12:00.

1652
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:48,273
See you later, gentlemen.

1653
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,527
We'll have to work fast
to get that money.

1654
01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:53,695
Exactly. We mustn't give Sheldon
a chance to back out.

1655
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:55,239
- We'll get it.
- Will you meet us later

1656
01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:57,616
-in Sheldon's room?
- What? Oh, yes, yes.

1657
01:23:57,741 --> 01:23:59,243
Fine, Larry. Come on, Let's go.

1658
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,953
Good evening, doctor.

1659
01:24:01,078 --> 01:24:03,580
Good evening. Good evening.
Good evening.

1660
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,916
Great work, pal.
I was listening at the door.

1661
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,377
- I'm proud of you.
- Oh, yes, thanks.

1662
01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:10,254
- Where is Kay?
- Kay?

1663
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,798
I saw her go out a minute ago
with a letter in her hand.

1664
01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:15,592
By the way, how did
she know about the oil?

1665
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,469
Yeah. That's what
i want to find out.

1666
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,474
Oh, Kay? Kay?

1667
01:24:25,936 --> 01:24:30,524
Well, if your arm is going
my way, I'll give it a lift.

1668
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,528
No hat, envelope in hand...

1669
01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:36,530
I deduce that you're going
to mail a letter.

1670
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:38,574
Yes. I'm going to mail it.

1671
01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:41,410
I, uh, needn't tell you
how much you saved me.

1672
01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,495
I'm still so mad,
I could explode.

1673
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:45,872
Those crooks pretending
to be your friends.

1674
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:47,624
And Herbert's no better.

1675
01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:50,127
He acted as though i were
a common thief,

1676
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:51,670
as if i ought to be glad
of a chance

1677
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:53,297
to pick your pocket legally.

1678
01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:56,216
Oh. So that's how you--

1679
01:24:56,341 --> 01:24:58,051
You're the only honest one
in the whole crowd.

1680
01:24:58,176 --> 01:24:59,720
Who, me?

1681
01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:01,930
You're really too good
for this town.

1682
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,809
No, not really.

1683
01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:10,480
- Exit Herbert?
- Exit Herbert.

1684
01:25:13,483 --> 01:25:15,193
[breathes deeply]

1685
01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,404
I want to walk.

1686
01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:21,491
Oh, well, is this a private
walk or can anyone come?

1687
01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:23,910
Anyone can come, even you.

1688
01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:25,203
Oh.

1689
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,627
Here we are.

1690
01:25:31,752 --> 01:25:33,670
Gosh, it was certainly worth
the climb, wasn't it?

1691
01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:35,380
A wonderful view.

1692
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:37,924
Larry, don't tell me
you've forgotten this place.

1693
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,426
Forgot...

1694
01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:42,095
Why, no.
Why, how could i forget it?

1695
01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:46,183
- It was right here.
- Hmm? Oh, yes, yes.

1696
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:50,062
No, no. I-I think it was
a little more to the left.

1697
01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:53,440
- I think you're right.
- About there, huh?

1698
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,193
That's just the way
you were sitting.

1699
01:25:56,318 --> 01:26:00,238
Hmm? Oh, yes. That's right.

1700
01:26:00,364 --> 01:26:02,240
Yeah. I was.

1701
01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:03,909
Remember what you said?

1702
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:06,703
Uh... yes.

1703
01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:09,289
- Do you?
- Mm-hm.

1704
01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:13,168
You said, "Kay, darling...

1705
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:17,130
...marriage is the soundest
investment two people can make."

1706
01:26:19,424 --> 01:26:20,926
Yeah, that's right.

1707
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:25,972
Kay...
why did you ever marry me?

1708
01:26:27,808 --> 01:26:31,311
Because i felt that, back
of those stuffed trophies

1709
01:26:31,436 --> 01:26:35,857
lodge pins, there was another
person, an exciting person...

1710
01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:38,735
...the sort of man
i'd dreamed of marrying.

1711
01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:43,573
He wasn't really there,
though, was he?

1712
01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:45,283
Yes, Larry.

1713
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,954
I've finally found the man
i thought i married.

1714
01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:56,461
Cities look different at night,
don't they?

1715
01:26:56,586 --> 01:26:58,839
All those lights, like...

1716
01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:03,885
...like an evening gown, a black
evening gown with spangles.

1717
01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:06,847
I'm sorry i didn't
find him sooner.

1718
01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:09,307
Oh, don't apologize for
what you thought of me.

1719
01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,518
You were right.
You're still right.

1720
01:27:11,643 --> 01:27:13,687
No. I was terribly wrong.

1721
01:27:15,147 --> 01:27:17,065
But i was afraid.

1722
01:27:17,190 --> 01:27:19,818
I was afraid of falling in love
with you again.

1723
01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:24,281
If you were afraid then, you
should be twice as afraid now.

1724
01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:27,325
I don't understand that.

1725
01:27:29,119 --> 01:27:32,205
No. I, uh...
I hope you never will.

1726
01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:37,377
Well, I suppose i better
be getting back.

1727
01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:38,962
Shall we go?

1728
01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:54,102
Goodnight.

1729
01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:57,147
Larry, come here.

1730
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:03,570
- You make me sick.
- Huh?

1731
01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:05,489
If there's anything
that turns my stomach

1732
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,449
it's a man who acts noble.

1733
01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:09,534
Noble?

1734
01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,578
You know darn well
that you love me

1735
01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:13,455
and now you're acting noble
and giving me up

1736
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:15,207
because something's wrong.

1737
01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:17,584
I don't know what it is,
but i'm going to find out.

1738
01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:19,002
But, Kay, wait--

1739
01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:20,629
Ever since you got off that boat

1740
01:28:20,754 --> 01:28:23,048
you've been chasing me
like an amorous goat.

1741
01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:25,675
You've tried your darnedest to
make me fall in love with you

1742
01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:27,636
and now you have.

1743
01:28:27,761 --> 01:28:30,096
So from now on,
I'm going to do the chasing.

1744
01:28:30,222 --> 01:28:32,349
And believe me, brother,
you're going to know

1745
01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:34,226
you've been chased.

1746
01:28:46,863 --> 01:28:49,241
- You're finally back, huh?
- Yeah.

1747
01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,326
How did she find out
about the oil?

1748
01:28:51,451 --> 01:28:53,119
- Herbert.
- Oh, yeah.

1749
01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:55,080
I thought we'd drop
the suitcases out the window

1750
01:28:55,205 --> 01:28:57,040
then grab them when
we scrammed out of town.

1751
01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:59,125
- I got yours packed already.
- Doc.

1752
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:02,295
I been figuring, my share of
this will be about 50 grand.

1753
01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:04,714
Holy lke! Can you
imagine me with 50 G's?

1754
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:08,718
Doc. How'd you like to go
to work in my pottery mill?

1755
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:11,054
I wouldn't like it.
What's the angle?

1756
01:29:11,721 --> 01:29:14,683
About 30 bucks a week, more
when you learn the business.

1757
01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:16,810
What are you getting at?

1758
01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:19,771
I'm getting at a chance
to eat regular and sleep regular

1759
01:29:19,896 --> 01:29:21,773
and not have to
duck into a cellar

1760
01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:23,692
every time you see a cop.

1761
01:29:23,817 --> 01:29:25,318
Maybe have a little
home of your own

1762
01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:28,196
with a nice garden, a porch.

1763
01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:29,781
Are you kidding me?

1764
01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:31,950
Maybe meet some nice,
plump little lady

1765
01:29:32,075 --> 01:29:34,911
who thinks you're the greatest
guy in the world.

1766
01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:37,622
Get married, have some kids.

1767
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:39,124
Teach them to ride a bike

1768
01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,042
Play baseball, if they're boys.

1769
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:43,837
If they're girls, you can
put hair ribbons on 'em

1770
01:29:43,962 --> 01:29:45,589
and take 'em walking
on Sundays.

1771
01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:47,966
- Gee, that sounds wonderful.
- Yeah?

1772
01:29:48,842 --> 01:29:50,594
I'm glad you like it, doc.

1773
01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:52,596
Because that's what
we're going to do.

1774
01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:55,682
Yeah? Well, you're crazy.

1775
01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:57,851
Can you imagine us
setting up housekeeping

1776
01:29:57,976 --> 01:29:59,769
in this town after the oil deal?

1777
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,606
I'm afraid you're
not very quick, doc.

1778
01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:06,735
The, uh, oil deal is off.

1779
01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:09,738
The oil deal is off?

1780
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,366
Then i don't get my 50 G's?

1781
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,455
From 50 G's to 30 bucks.

1782
01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:20,206
[chuckles]

1783
01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:22,792
And you're the guy that
was only going in wading.

1784
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:27,505
- I'm sorry, Doc.
- It's all right with me.

1785
01:30:27,631 --> 01:30:29,716
After all, you saved my life.

1786
01:30:29,841 --> 01:30:32,093
Hey, what about Duke?

1787
01:30:32,719 --> 01:30:36,723
Yeah, I'm afraid Duke
is just a wee bit mercenary.

1788
01:30:36,848 --> 01:30:39,225
Yeah. And he likes money, too.

1789
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:45,023
Well, I suppose i might
as well be on my way.

1790
01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:47,817
This is likely to develop
into quite an argument.

1791
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:49,611
Don't get him sore, Larry.

1792
01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:52,155
I've seen you fight once,
and honest, it was awful.

1793
01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:55,116
Doc, what i'm
trying to hang on to

1794
01:30:55,241 --> 01:30:57,619
is worth a punch in the nose.

1795
01:30:58,995 --> 01:31:00,789
A punch in the nose?

1796
01:31:02,123 --> 01:31:03,500
Duke will Kill him.

1797
01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:05,835
[door shuts]

1798
01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:13,635
[phone ringing]

1799
01:31:13,969 --> 01:31:15,971
Hello. Oh, hello, Doc.

1800
01:31:16,096 --> 01:31:18,974
Uh, Duke. Duke,
were you ever in love?

1801
01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:21,559
Say, what are you
talking about?

1802
01:31:21,685 --> 01:31:24,396
I'm talking about love,
Duke, you know...

1803
01:31:24,521 --> 01:31:27,524
...a nice little home with
a couple of kids and a porch

1804
01:31:28,108 --> 01:31:31,277
and not having to duck a cop
every time you see a cellar.

1805
01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:35,907
Say, what have you
been drinking?

1806
01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:38,827
Look, Duke, if it's a boy, you
can teach him to play baseball.

1807
01:31:38,952 --> 01:31:42,205
And if it's a bicycle, oh, Duke,
you can put hair ribbons on her

1808
01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:43,790
and go walking on Sundays.

1809
01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:47,585
You better go and sleep it off.

1810
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:50,422
You got to remember
another thing, Duke.

1811
01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:52,132
Larry's had this
here now amnesia.

1812
01:31:52,257 --> 01:31:54,426
Oh, Duke,
you don't know amnesia.

1813
01:31:54,551 --> 01:31:56,886
It just does things to a fella.

1814
01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:59,014
For instance, you take love.

1815
01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:01,224
Love...

1816
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:08,231
Love Me, uh,
Love Me ran fifth.

1817
01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:10,692
Yes, that's right,
he didn't win the money.

1818
01:32:12,485 --> 01:32:15,363
Yeah, well, I just thought
you'd like to know.

1819
01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:19,743
That's all. Goodbye. Hello.

1820
01:32:19,868 --> 01:32:23,496
That's a... guy i know.
He's horse crazy.

1821
01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:26,750
How did amnesia come in, doctor?

1822
01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:29,085
Oh, uh, why, uh...

1823
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:30,670
He, uh...

1824
01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:33,715
Amnesia... wasn't in the race.

1825
01:32:35,633 --> 01:32:37,385
Come here, doctor.

1826
01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:41,222
Sit down.

1827
01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:47,270
Now, we're going
to have a nice long talk.

1828
01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:48,396
Yes, ma'am.

1829
01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:51,232
Come in.

1830
01:32:52,859 --> 01:32:54,110
Duke.

1831
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:57,155
Oh, it's you.
Say, you're here early.

1832
01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,407
What's up?

1833
01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:00,784
Up? why?

1834
01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:02,869
Yeah, Doc Ryan just phoned me.

1835
01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:04,579
- Oh, he did, huh?
- Mm-hm.

1836
01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:06,206
What did he say?

1837
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:08,708
Well, it wasn't quite clear,
but i got the feeling

1838
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:11,252
that i was headed for
the sharp end of a sell out.

1839
01:33:12,879 --> 01:33:15,799
Come on, Carey.
What is it? Let's have it.

1840
01:33:17,425 --> 01:33:21,596
Well, Duke, the oil deal
is finished. I'm calling it off.

1841
01:33:21,721 --> 01:33:24,099
Take another look in your
crystal ball, my friend.

1842
01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:27,977
This oil scheme is pure fraud,
and if you welsh on me

1843
01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:30,688
I'll see that the whole town
knows who cooked it up.

1844
01:33:30,814 --> 01:33:32,607
Whatever you do,
I can't go through with it.

1845
01:33:32,732 --> 01:33:34,692
I can't give my wife
a dirty deal like that.

1846
01:33:34,818 --> 01:33:37,195
Well, the deal you're giving me
isn't exactly lily-white.

1847
01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:39,739
I know. It isn't easy
for me to let you down

1848
01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:42,575
but i simply
can't help it, Duke.

1849
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,202
I can't go through with it.

1850
01:33:44,327 --> 01:33:47,747
Ho-ho, this moonlight and roses
hooey don't fool me.

1851
01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:49,666
You and this dame
are up to something.

1852
01:33:49,791 --> 01:33:53,336
No, you're wrong there. She
doesn't know anything about it.

1853
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:55,588
Larry.

1854
01:33:58,424 --> 01:34:00,385
Why, Kay...

1855
01:34:00,510 --> 01:34:02,220
What're you doing here?

1856
01:34:02,345 --> 01:34:05,431
It's all right, Larry. I know.

1857
01:34:05,557 --> 01:34:08,393
Oh, so she didn't
know a thing, huh?

1858
01:34:09,936 --> 01:34:12,147
You told her? About the oil?

1859
01:34:12,272 --> 01:34:13,982
She pumped it out of me.

1860
01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:18,987
Kay... I want you to go home.

1861
01:34:19,112 --> 01:34:21,156
- Nobody's going home.
- Just a minute, Duke.

1862
01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:22,824
She'd nothing to do with this.
Let her out.

1863
01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:25,827
Don't you dare lay a hand,
you overgrown bully.

1864
01:34:25,952 --> 01:34:28,413
Shut your trap, madam.
Now, you listen to me.

1865
01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:30,331
If you and this tootsie here
want to play house

1866
01:34:30,456 --> 01:34:31,958
when we get the cash,
that's okay.

1867
01:34:32,083 --> 01:34:33,835
But this car runs
to the end of the line,

1868
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:35,461
and nobody gets off
till it gets there.

1869
01:34:35,587 --> 01:34:37,589
You can't give me orders,
you crook.

1870
01:34:37,714 --> 01:34:39,257
That's right, I'm a crook.

1871
01:34:39,382 --> 01:34:41,342
But what do you think he is,
a bible salesman?

1872
01:34:41,467 --> 01:34:44,012
I don't care if he was an axe
murderer. That's all finished.

1873
01:34:44,137 --> 01:34:46,014
I've seen him in love before.

1874
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:48,558
It usually lasts
from 4 to 6 weeks.

1875
01:34:48,683 --> 01:34:50,059
That's a lie.

1876
01:34:51,144 --> 01:34:54,731
Listen, lady.
I generally never sock a dame

1877
01:34:54,856 --> 01:34:57,317
but i'm inclined to make
an exception of you.

1878
01:34:59,110 --> 01:35:01,487
Okay, Duke. You asked for it.

1879
01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:04,699
-[Kay] Oh!
-Oh!

1880
01:35:04,824 --> 01:35:06,451
[Doc] Duke, what's
the matter with you?

1881
01:35:06,576 --> 01:35:08,578
Take it easy!
You knocked this poor guy cold!

1882
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:09,996
- You killed him!
- I hope so.

1883
01:35:10,121 --> 01:35:12,040
Oh, Doc. Larry!

1884
01:35:15,293 --> 01:35:17,253
[gulping]

1885
01:35:17,378 --> 01:35:20,548
Help. Help. I'm...

1886
01:35:20,673 --> 01:35:22,342
...I'm drowning.

1887
01:35:22,467 --> 01:35:24,802
Oh, Larry, darling.

1888
01:35:24,928 --> 01:35:27,430
[panting] Oh!

1889
01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:29,307
Kay!

1890
01:35:29,432 --> 01:35:31,017
Hey.

1891
01:35:31,142 --> 01:35:33,853
H-how did you get aboard ship?

1892
01:35:38,274 --> 01:35:41,694
- What?
- Oh, yes, you.

1893
01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:44,405
It's all your fault, sir.

1894
01:35:44,906 --> 01:35:46,991
It's all your fault
for falling overboard.

1895
01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,661
Your, your drunken conduct is...

1896
01:35:50,578 --> 01:35:51,996
...is inexcusable.

1897
01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:53,831
All right, Carey.
Get up and quit stalling.

1898
01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:56,334
I don't believe i know you.

1899
01:35:58,336 --> 01:36:01,214
- Holy lke.
- Oh, Larry!

1900
01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:05,385
Why, this isn't the boat.
What's happened?

1901
01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:07,637
[Duke] Oh, come on, pal. Pull
yourself together, will you?

1902
01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:09,639
We're in the middle
of a big deal.

1903
01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:11,683
Deal? Oh, yes.

1904
01:36:11,808 --> 01:36:13,726
If you'll, you'll come
to my office

1905
01:36:13,851 --> 01:36:17,772
I'll be very happy to show you
our full line of pots.

1906
01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:19,023
[crying]

1907
01:36:20,358 --> 01:36:22,026
Oh, it's no use. It's no use.

1908
01:36:22,151 --> 01:36:23,403
[knocking on door]

1909
01:36:23,528 --> 01:36:24,779
What? Who?

1910
01:36:27,282 --> 01:36:28,866
- Come in.
- I hope you don't mind, Larry.

1911
01:36:28,992 --> 01:36:30,660
We let Herbert in
on our proposition.

1912
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:32,453
He's agreed to put up...

1913
01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:34,247
- What is it?
- What's the matter, Larry?

1914
01:36:34,372 --> 01:36:36,165
He doesn't remember anything
up to a few minutes ago.

1915
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:38,167
He's had an attack of amnesia.

1916
01:36:38,584 --> 01:36:40,044
Amnesia!

1917
01:36:41,004 --> 01:36:42,880
- Good heavens.
- Don't worry, Larry.

1918
01:36:43,006 --> 01:36:45,425
- It's no worse than a bad cold.
- Amazing.

1919
01:36:45,550 --> 01:36:48,011
Doesn't he remember
about the oil deal?

1920
01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:50,722
- Oil? Oil deal?
- Yes, yes. The oil deal.

1921
01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:52,473
- Certainly.
- Of course.

1922
01:36:53,433 --> 01:36:54,934
Well, gentlemen,
you know i've always said

1923
01:36:55,059 --> 01:36:57,145
that a man should stick
to his line.

1924
01:36:57,937 --> 01:36:59,647
- My line is pots.
- But, Larry.

1925
01:36:59,772 --> 01:37:01,983
Colonel Sheldon says
the deal must be closed tonight.

1926
01:37:02,108 --> 01:37:03,526
Why are you torturing
him like this?

1927
01:37:03,651 --> 01:37:04,986
Can't you see
he's in no condition

1928
01:37:05,111 --> 01:37:06,904
to discuss your silly
business now?

1929
01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:08,865
Sit down, Larry.

1930
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:10,783
[Doc] Take it easy, pal.
Take it easy.

1931
01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:13,453
I had the foresight
to cash a large check

1932
01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:15,496
when i heard about the oil.

1933
01:37:15,621 --> 01:37:17,415
Oh!

1934
01:37:17,915 --> 01:37:20,460
Mrs. Wilson's right. It's not
fair to a man in his condition

1935
01:37:20,585 --> 01:37:22,128
to ask him to talk business
tonight. Move along.

1936
01:37:22,253 --> 01:37:23,880
But this is an important deal.

1937
01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:25,673
Naturally, I'm sympathetic,
but at the same time--

1938
01:37:25,798 --> 01:37:28,760
- No, after all, he's right.
- Quiet, boys. Quiet.

1939
01:37:35,350 --> 01:37:39,020
Just think of it. A clunk
on the head gives me a pal.

1940
01:37:39,145 --> 01:37:40,855
Another clunk takes him
away from me.

1941
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:16,766
[cooing]

1942
01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:19,227
[vase shatters]

1943
01:38:19,352 --> 01:38:21,896
[cooing]

1944
01:38:22,647 --> 01:38:24,607
Larry!

1945
01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:27,151
Oh, Mrs. Wilson, I forgot to,
to tell you...

1946
01:38:28,444 --> 01:38:30,071
What?

1947
01:38:30,738 --> 01:38:34,492
Nothing, you certainly can kick
that amnesia around.

1948
01:38:39,914 --> 01:38:42,250
[instrumental music]